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He who breaks the law goes back to the house of pain  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
6/10/2018 7:42 am

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6/11/2018 4:32 pm

He who breaks the law goes back to the house of pain

I haven't told a grocery shopping story in a while so here you go .

The lady ahead of me in line this morning was telling the teenage cashier (I have no idea if the cashier did something to trigger this or if it was completely unprompted) about how she had fallen madly in love in HS and got married and was with her husband for 25 years , but now they're divorced and she never liked sex before but now she's having a sexual awakening and find out that there's all kinds of men out there and she can have them all ! She's having orgasms and everything .

The cashier was nonplussed .

Which is a strange term because I've never heard anyone described as "plussed" .

Also I wonder what's "everything" in this context . I've always assumed that the orgasm was kind of the ultimate ? Now am I to understand there's another level or levels beyond that that comprise "everything" ?

It never ends with you women .

Speaking of (not really) I've come up with a new kink , it came to me while I was watching Lake Placid VS Anaconda yesterday and wondering what went wrong with my life . It's called shark play . What you do is take your sub or "bait" in this scenario and you order them to take off their clothes and wad into your shark grotto . Now realistically your sharks probably aren't going to bite them but it's scary as hell you know ?

I think Sting was in that movie as a cop . Not the singer , but this guy ;



Like many wrestlers who don't die of a drug overdose he's super into Jesus now . I wonder what it is about becoming mildly famous and semi-rich in an insane profession , getting heavy into drugs and then getting clean that makes people love Jesus . On the plus side no one has accused him of sexual assault .

There's multiple Christian wrestling federations . Multiple .

Also at the grocery store a couple as having a fight and the guy kept saying "What I said was TECHNICALLY true Linda !" When people are trying to pull that bullshit I was wonder if they know what they're doing or if they actually believe that makes a difference . "You asked me if I was sleeping with your sister not if we were having sex Linda !"

What I also wonder is why people so often buy that line of bullshit . I suppose people want to stay together and you just need to give them an excuse .


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
6/10/2018 7:45 am

We were on a break

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
6/10/2018 8:04 am

Jeez your grocery trips are way more exciting than mine. Maybe I should try shopping Sunday a.m. HA says the woman who is still reading in bed at 10 a.m.


40Deuce replies on 6/11/2018 4:33 pm:
I've never worked as a cashier but they probably get told a lot of weird stuff over the course of a day

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
6/10/2018 10:44 am

orgasms and everything - I can explain this! Cuz I've been there. "And everything" is when you don't have to get your orgasm by yourself.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 6/11/2018 4:33 pm:
Thanks SBJ

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