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Javanese fighting parrots for sale  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
12/5/2018 6:20 pm

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12/10/2018 5:48 pm

Javanese fighting parrots for sale

I've been known to scoff derisively at people with superstitions since they seem to be saying that magic is real but I think I am developing one of my own . Whenever I buy pears if I eat one the same day I buy them they're good but if I don't they're soft and gross .

There's a dude at work who wears the same thing everyday - cargo shorts and a Iowa State hoodie . Which means of course that he has to be freezing his ass off now and sweating his balls off in summer . This assless ballless fellow got me to wondering - there are a few people out there that do this , wear the same thing every day (my buddy Steve Carrel Jr is one of them - black slacks and a grey t-shir with no logo every day rain or shine , it was NOT well appreciated by Noir Loco's wife at their wedding) and I will pass over the obvious question of "why ?" and instead move on to to the question of once you've decided you're the kind of person who's going to wear the same outfit every day how do you decide what that outfit is ?

I think we can all agree that generally speaking cargo shorts and a hoodie is a terrible outfit , but that's what he decided to go with forever and ever amen . But how ? Like did he try out other looks before settling on that or did he nail it out of the park first time up to bat ?

When we were my cousin used to wear the same purple shirt with a star on it every day and his stomach was purple the bruises because would punch him in the star . He refused to stop wearing it though .

That's some kind of metaphor for sure .

There's an article on Forbes about 5 reasons why you SHOULD wear the same thing every day .

The first one is that it reduces "decision fatigue" which is insane because either you don't spend a lot of time on choosing what to wear (like me) or you do spend a lot of time in which case you really care about it so you're not going to stop .

The second one is about establishing a "look" which is too close to saying "brand" if you ask me . Any time someone talks about their personal brand I want to throw hot cider on their tits .

The third one is about reducing the amount of shit you have - eh , I guess .

The fourth one is that you'll avoid trendiness - meh .

The fifth one is that you'll have SO much more time because you don't need to do as much laundry . Again this is essentially insane . I mean if you don't have washing machine maybe it makes sense . Yes , if you're washing your clothes by beating them against a rock down by the river you probably should economize your wardrobe a little . But then again if you're a river rock person you probably have all the time in the world .



Remember the episode of Friends where everyone was pumped because Ross (uggo) and Rachel (gorgeous) FINALLY banged ? I do . They were having a picnic in the museum where he worked or some bullshit like that and while they were rolling around on the blanket playing grabass Rachael started to console him because she thought he had prematurely ejaculated and he assured her it was "just the juice box" and she thanked god .

A couple things . Are we given to believe that Rachel Greene - a confirmed slut - that that a paleontologist shot such a MASSIVE load of cum that she felt it through his pants AND through her dress ? And that somehow it flew around the side of them like JFK's magic bullet ?

Your average juice box is 6-7 ounces - if that much semen was flying out of people what kind of a world would we even be living in ?

Plus we all know women hate sex anyway so she should have been relieved if she thought he popped his cork before getting down to the fuckin' .

Speaking of loads I was chatting with my friend 64 Bit and she mentioned that right now there's a legal case going on in Iowa about prisoners and their access to porn . Part of it was that a female prison guard had sued for sexual harassment because she didn't like being forced to supervise while the prisoners were having whack-off time with their state-provided pornography .

I've considered this and I've decided that it's bullshit . Because guess what - NO ONE wants to have to stand by and watch prisoners jerk off . I don't think you can play the gender card there - I think that's part of the job . As a prison guard don't you have to do cavity searches ? Can a woman claim that's sexual harassment ? I don't think she should . That's the job . I don't want to check a dude's nutsack for a small packet of heroin so I don't work as a prison guard - I don't see how that's any different . Fair is fair .

Remember that episode of That 70's Show where the guys all go to the porno theater and Eric is all freaked out because the guy on the screen has "moves" ? I do .

My problem with this is that I've seen porn - there's really no "tricks" to pick up there . It's really the most basic kind of sex there is . Maybe two seconds of kissing , a lot of cock sucking and then just plain old pussy-hammering until the cows come home . What was Eric seeing that made him think he needed to pick up his game ? It makes no sense .

40 you're overanalyzing sitcoms again .

Shut up you .

Anymore though I can't really watch That 70's Show because that curly-haired turned out to be a big time (BANNED TOPIC) . You know it's bad when the dude being accused says "I was never convicted !" instead of "I didn't do it !"

I enjoy when a woman is vocal during sex but it occurred to me that evolutionary that's not a desirable trait . Back in the baboon days I bet most of the time when people got killed by a sabertoothed cat or a Miracinonyxit or whatnot it happened while they were banging - that has to been when you're at your most vulnerable .

So probably the people that survived and passed on their genes were the ones that were able to fuck the quietest . Stealth humping gene .


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
12/5/2018 6:21 pm

You know I get fly, you think I get high

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classicalrebel4 68M
1755 posts
12/5/2018 6:49 pm

I like to wear primarily jeans and polo shirts so I don't have to think about what to wear and they are comfortable.

Please don't let me be misunderstood.


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
12/5/2018 7:01 pm

Noisy baboon sex probably led to the evolution of baboon night watchmen.

BTW - are the Javanese fighting parrots the same price as the factory reject dildos?

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 12/7/2018 6:01 pm:
Heck no those things are expensive

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/5/2018 7:10 pm

I wear basically the same outfit every day - pajamas with a fleece lined flannel shirt thrown on over them to stay warm. Ah, retirement.


40Deuce replies on 12/7/2018 6:02 pm:
I wonder what people will be wearing in 2070 when I get to retire - some kind of unitard I assume , future people seem to like unitards . Shiny silver ones

HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
12/8/2018 10:18 am

" … - there are a few people out there that do this , wear the same thing every day … "


Mao and Stalin come to mind, as does Daniel Boone and A Lincoln and never once did I hear someone criticize their sartorial choices.


40Deuce replies on 12/10/2018 5:49 pm:
I did

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