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Condom size.  

marysia4u 68F
12969 posts
8/13/2018 10:57 pm
Condom size.




Going back to when you were a young lad about to try sex for the first time, how did you know what size condom to buy?

Did you take a guess, or buy each size so you could go home and try them out so you were all ready to go?

Just think how easy it would have been if the item below was available back then. You could take one home and try the different sizes out and be able to buy the correct size straight away.

expecting some funny stories here not only from the guys but if any females have a funny story to share about their guy trying one on for the first time, feel free to share.











MyBaffies 54M
4983 posts
8/14/2018 1:07 am

They modelled the dimensions of that card on me.

Yeah, length and thickness!

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MO94534847 39M
6 posts
8/14/2018 1:13 am

its good device to have idea about size, first time i brought all size


XHamburgDave 80M
10466 posts
8/14/2018 1:42 am

Do the do one for small and pretty

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marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/14/2018 1:59 am

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    They modelled the dimensions of that card on me.

    Yeah, length and thickness!
Want to prove it?

This blog is for thickness, my other one was for length.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/14/2018 2:00 am

    Quoting MO94534847:
    its good device to have idea about size, first time i brought all size
Thanks for popping in.

That was a wise thing to do. I was wondering.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/14/2018 2:02 am



Not sure if the guide covers bows and bling to make it pretty.


Ienjoythetaste 75M
2560 posts
8/14/2018 2:11 am

I had my girlfriend, at that time, tell me what size I needed. Luckly I didn't take her advice a she said very large (she had never seen a cock before mine), I went for standard.

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marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/14/2018 2:25 am

    Quoting Ienjoythetaste:
    I had my girlfriend, at that time, tell me what size I needed. Luckly I didn't take her advice a she said very large (she had never seen a cock before mine), I went for standard.
Just as well you went with your own feelings. Nothing wrong with standard.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
8/14/2018 3:03 am

I think I bought regular... and then spent a week trying them. Very hot to put it on the first time (I obviously had to practice) . Super hot when my girlfriend put it on me for the first time. She had no clue what she was doing, but I let her fumble about for a while. Girls (women), are so f.. cking cute and hot and sexy as they gently manipulate a penis. Seriously - a guy's hard on can drive through plywood, and yet so many girls treat them like they are fragile pieces of glass. So hot... Yep... It took her 5 minutes to slip it on... Dammm. I just watched her stumble about. Did I mention it was hot? She must have apologized a dozen times...


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/14/2018 3:33 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I think I bought regular... and then spent a week trying them. Very hot to put it on the first time (I obviously had to practice) . Super hot when my girlfriend put it on me for the first time. She had no clue what she was doing, but I let her fumble about for a while. Girls (women), are so f.. cking cute and hot and sexy as they gently manipulate a penis. Seriously - a guy's hard on can drive through plywood, and yet so many girls treat them like they are fragile pieces of glass. So hot... Yep... It took her 5 minutes to slip it on... Dammm. I just watched her stumble about. Did I mention it was hot? She must have apologized a dozen times...
Did you mention it was hot?

Read on the AL that someone put it on inside out. How the hell do you put it on inside out?


benard69 66M/66F  

8/14/2018 5:05 am

I don't see on the card where it says 2 x 5 inches = 10 inches


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
8/14/2018 12:46 pm

No funny stories to tell....sorry!

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chaso5 65M

8/14/2018 5:03 pm

Didn't give it any thought. Just wanted to get it on so I could get it in!!!


MissCinders 58F
1533 posts
8/14/2018 5:45 pm

Well the guy I am seeing would buy the Magnum ones and everytime I see the commercial for Magnum ice cream I dont know whether to laugh or cringe.

I also heard that they are making condoms the size of pringles cans. I probably heard that wrong but caught my attention.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/14/2018 11:22 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    I don't see on the card where it says 2 x 5 inches = 10 inches
Thanks for popping in.

I'll keep my eye open, maybe I'll find one.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/14/2018 11:24 pm

I haven't any either, so was hoping for some funny ones from others.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/14/2018 11:25 pm

    Quoting chaso5:
    Didn't give it any thought. Just wanted to get it on so I could get it in!!!
Sounds like you were a man in a hurry.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
8/14/2018 11:27 pm

    Quoting MissCinders:
    Well the guy I am seeing would buy the Magnum ones and everytime I see the commercial for Magnum ice cream I dont know whether to laugh or cringe.

    I also heard that they are making condoms the size of pringles cans. I probably heard that wrong but caught my attention.
Thanks for popping in.

I think I would have a little laugh when I saw the ad for the ice cream.

One the size of a Pringle can...... Don't think they would be a Big seller.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/6/2018 1:41 am

    Quoting  :

Bet you were a fast learner.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/6/2018 1:46 am

    Quoting  :

I wonder if your mate still has that 1st one?

A much better idea of getting one from a slot machine. Saved a teen from either going red from asking for one, or walking out of the chemist because he couldn't bring himself to ask for one.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
9/6/2018 1:29 pm

    Quoting  :

Study time can be lots of fun.


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