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Some days, you are the pigeon. Some days, you are the statue. Some days, you are both.  

thax013 46M
534 posts
4/23/2019 6:51 am

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4/24/2019 10:35 am

Some days, you are the pigeon. Some days, you are the statue. Some days, you are both.


Well, I had a strange day yesterday, continued into today.

Started off going to a job, to trim up all the dead out of one tree and cut down another. So my crew does , only one worker started cutting on a third tree for unknown reasons, and then left it with gnarly stubs. So I was told to fix his mistakes, fairly standard.

I was given our bad polesaw to use, and I found out another reason why it is a bad polesaw ... the fuel cap has a crack ... and I ended up spilling fuel all down my throat and chest. At the end of job, a co worker walks up to me to talk, and THEN gets ready to light a cigarette ... I slapped lighter out of his hand, incensed, yelling, I am covered in FUEL DUMBASS!!! Dear god I work with rednecks ...

At the end of the day, our big boss calls us pissed off, as we were apparently supposed to cut down third tree also. Too bad it was not even mentioned on the work order. Anyway, it MUST be done, and no overtime, so we end up being forced to skip our break and go to cut down this tree super fast.

It is next to an elementary school, is getting ready to let out. So we are constantly having to pause to let parents and go by. (At least a lot of the mothers were pretty hot 😉) Then the homeowner comes out, an older lady is still extremely good looking, and stands directly under the tree we are trying to cut. Our bigger boss quickly goes up to talk with her and get her out of our work zone. He spends half the remaining time with her, probably trying to get her number or something. 🙄 We finally get it fully cut down and cleaned up, and get back minutes after we should get off work. No compensation, union contracts for being emergency workers. 😒

I get home, my wife’s car is sounding atrocious. I had seen the serpentine belt had been grinding on something, and one of the idler pulleys did not look right, so time to do repairs. I take off the idler assembly, looks good. I take off the bad pulley, yep, ground belt residue all over it, even the metal parts of it are ground down. Definitely needs to be replaced. I see another idler pulley has some melted belt residue stuck to it. I take one off also, yep, half if it is coated in melted belt. I figured I could just scrap off most of , and just file the rest off. I go to get the new parts, seems bad pulley is not even the right pulley, not the correct size, not even the correct width. Seems the car dealership just stuck a spare pulley on, leaving the belt to grind and be fairly loose. So I got the correct pulley, and a new belt. I get all the pulleys on, and am having trouble getting enough slack to get the belt on. Seems there is a tool to do this. It is too late. I’m frustrated, and I end up just physically pulling up the puller, something apparently needs a tool. So I just lifted it, and one of my sons slipped the belt on. Car is totally fixed now!

Exhausted, we eat and quickly fall asleep. I wake up horny ... start getting hot and heavy, only for a massive leg cramp to end it early. Seems I was also totally dehydrated, as I did not drink nearly enough yesterday.

Now I’m at work, leg still feels wonky, blue balls aching, and still completely exhausted. Yay! 👍👍

Any frustrating stories you all want to share? Show me I’m not alone. 😂😂

Visit my blog if you want to at thax013 and thank you very much!


CleavageFan4U 67M
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4/23/2019 6:15 pm

At the very least I can relate to the cramped leg story - I've had cases of them occurring at the MOST inopportune time as well.

I met someone new today. She was the "sex is off the table on first meet" type, and I respected that/ Remains to be seen if it leads anywhere, but OMG she is my type - and YOU know what that means.

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thax013 replies on 4/23/2019 8:53 pm:
Congratulations! I hope it goes well AND wet! 😂😂😊

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