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snowbird817 61F  
337 posts
4/14/2016 7:38 am

Mmmmmm bacon...lol!

~Snow~


KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
4/14/2016 7:55 am

... And they're red, just for you!
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ltrskr 75M

4/14/2016 8:15 am

Bacon is great but nothing tastes or smells better than a sweet pussy!


bipolybabe69 62F
284 posts
4/14/2016 11:07 am

My kids used to sing a song in praise of bacon at the annual camping trip offered by their politically correct, vegan elementary school.

Bacon is, indeed, powerful.

But pussy's got it beat...hands down!


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
4/15/2016 6:59 pm

OMG there really is a site called J&Ds Food Bacon Underwear for men and women complete with a warning about nut wearing it hunting in the woods Here is a partial:
Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments. It’s like a hot frying pan in your pants.

Science tells us that 45% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex – and now new generations of Canadians won’t have to choose. Because with Bacon Scented Underwear, you won’t know where breakfast ends and your lover starts.

And they only $19.99 a pair- order yours on line today

baconscentedunderwearwomenOur legal team has advised us to post the following warnings:
•If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please do not fall asleep in J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear.
•J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear is not recommended for people in the following professions: mail carriers, zookeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers).
•If you are hiking in the woods where bears are known to roam, please do not wear Bacon Scented Underwear without also carrying a firearm.

Some notes about caring for your Bacon Scented Underwear:

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ltrskr 75M

4/16/2016 7:53 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    OMG there really is a site called J&Ds Food Bacon Underwear for men and women complete with a warning about nut wearing it hunting in the woods Here is a partial:
    Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments. It’s like a hot frying pan in your pants.

    Science tells us that 45% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex – and now new generations of Canadians won’t have to choose. Because with Bacon Scented Underwear, you won’t know where breakfast ends and your lover starts.

    And they only $19.99 a pair- order yours on line today

    baconscentedunderwearwomenOur legal team has advised us to post the following warnings:
    •If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please do not fall asleep in J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear.
    •J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear is not recommended for people in the following professions: mail carriers, zookeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers).
    •If you are hiking in the woods where bears are known to roam, please do not wear Bacon Scented Underwear without also carrying a firearm.

    Some notes about caring for your Bacon Scented Underwear:
It should have said, a "BIG" firearm"....

Two guys walking in the woods spot a bear, one says,
"We need to run"
His buddy says,
"Can we outrun a bear?"
The other says,
"All I have to do is outrun you"

Good post!


kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
4/20/2016 3:15 pm

No, no, no, no, no! Just say no! Nothing smells or tastes better than woman.

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