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Getting on the IM  

WNCCuckoldcpl 50M/51F
451 posts
3/8/2016 10:42 am
Getting on the IM


Here over the last week or so I've been logging into the IM here on Horny.net, shopping around for the hotwife... It was like opening some kind of Pandora's box or something. Within a few minutes, we're utterly swamped with messages. I've never seen anything like it. After trying to keep up with it for a few minutes I usually give up and log back out.
Wow guys, a few things we'd like the single males on the IM to know...

1. Calm the fuck down. Yes she's real, yes she does have sex with other men, no we don't want to hear about all the filthy things you're wanting to do. There's a time and place for that, the introduction isn't it.

2. Be patient. You're one of about thirty of forty chat windows popping up. If our apparent 'lack of response' pisses you off, then we're not you're type to begin with.

3. You're average, trust us. We despise braggarts and egomaniacs. You're not impressing us with your self aggrandizing accolades.

4. Upgrade your fucking account, then you don't have to ask us our ASL, what we're into, how many dicks she's sucked, or if we're coming over to your place tonight.

5. Don't beg. It's not pleasant to watch. If we say we're not interested, it means we're not interested. If we talk to you, it doesn't mean you're getting your dick wet.

6. We're real live human beings, not fuckmeat, not webcammers, and definitely not your live 24 hour sex chat line. Save the dirty talk for the bedroom, please. There's fifty other fuckers all talking that shit. If you're trying to pick a woman up in real life and you say 'I'd eat your asshole' as your opening line, you're going to get the same reaction from us.

7. If you're more than a hundred miles from us, we're not interested in meeting. Not if you're passing through town, not if you're uncle's cousin's sister lives down the road from us. We don't meet guys from out of town.

8. We despise cheaters. If you're married and you're not bringing her along, we're not interested. If you have a girlfriend, then you don't need any hotwife lol. We'd love to meet another couple, not break one up. If you're cheating, fuck off.

9. Grow up. Some of guys talk like you never been around a lady before in your life. No, we don't want to hear about how much you cum, how big your dick is, how much you like eating pussy, how incredible you are in the sack, or how long you can fuck. What the hell is wrong with you people, introduce yourself, say hi, ask how we're doing, talk about the current political situation in the Iberian Peninsula even, but leave that nasty talk for more appropriate times.

10. We're swingers. Educate yourself a little if you don't know what that means. We have norms, we have rules, we have etiquette. We have limits and boundaries, preferences and things we'd like to try or things we won't do. Read the profile, we didn't write it to take up the space between our pics and videos.

11. Fakers are easy to spot. If you're claiming to be a female and you're not, trust us it shows. We may patronize you for entertainment, but you're not fooling anybody for long. If you're a guy pretending to be a couple, you will eventually fuck up and reveal that. Why bother? Be yourself, even if that means we won't fuck you, at least you're not a sleazy fucking faker.

12. If we want a picture, we will ask you for one. If you want one of us, upgrade your fucking account and take your pick from the 2500 or so pics that we busted our ass taking an posting to our profile.

13. Our profile is very active, we post a lot of content. That does NOT mean that she fucks everything that walks and pops wood. If we're interested, we will arrange a meeting. A MEETING means we meet, and it also means you're not getting any pussy at that point, it's a meeting.

Sorry about the rant but damn, it made me understand why women are so paranoid on here.

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GB_Cple 73M/62F  
3118 posts
3/8/2016 10:47 am

, well said . need repeating so often though


WNCCuckoldcpl 50M/51F

3/8/2016 11:07 am

I was just in awe of how shitty some of these guys are. "Hi, my name is so and so, I liked your profile and wanted to..." compared to "When are you going to let me tongue your asshole". I guess with the anonymity of the internet, it's to be expected, but no wonder these fuckers whine about not getting laid here. We've seen better manners over a pig trough.

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WNCCuckoldcpl 50M/51F

3/8/2016 2:46 pm

It scares to me think what some of these guys are like in person lol

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WNCCuckoldcpl 50M/51F

3/9/2016 8:13 am

I guess it does come off as a bit of a rant, but somebody had to say it lol

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ReBar100 56M
4167 posts
3/9/2016 4:32 pm

Funny post only because they are so common complaints. People don't seem to get it.

I'm an avid cam watcher, being an exhibitionist/voyeur. I like watching couples as well. It drives me crazy to see a hot couple who are just wanting to have some public fun get turned off and shut down. I almost want to chat and say "hey, just let me watch! I won't direct, I'll appreciate and enjoy you and well...."enjoy!"

I can't direct because I really don't know what to say. I get tongue tied. Once I know someone, have cammed with them before, and "take that top off" is a fun thing to say and hear, I'm fine. Telling a stranger "hey, suck his cock!" just doesn't come out. I may think it, though!

My fantasy is to have a partner who would cam with me. But something tells me the reality would not be what I hoped for. Maybe what's needed to a semi-private area where you are invited and could get kicked out. In any case, I hope to see you someday....but you won't know I'm there. Which, when you think about it, is creepy in itself!

Rebar100
Just the right amount of wrong. Occasional participant in various ongoing blogging projects. Rather be naked. The Blog: [REBAR100]


WNCCuckoldcpl 50M/51F

10/7/2016 12:27 pm

    Quoting kinkyplay19:
    What a great post and so true!!! So many cheating husband's on here too!!
Yeah you got that right, at least once a day we get a message from some 'couple' that turns out to be a guy sneaking around on his wife's back. We've heard everything from 'open marriage' to 'I have her permission', but when you ask them if they are willing to bring her along to the meeting... well you know the ending to that one.

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WNCCuckoldcpl 50M/51F

10/14/2016 11:16 am

We had one standard member asshole yesterday that said hello, then the second thing he said was how throbbing and horny he was. We told him that was a shitty way to introduce himself and he went on a rant... actually had the idiotic gall to tell us we needed to change our profile picture as that was what caused him to be so 'pushy'. Apparently if we aren't into hearing how horny complete strangers are, that makes us uptight shitheads. Sigh... Funny thing is, he was fairly local and we'd probably have met the bastard if he wasn't a 'throbbing stranger'.

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WNCCuckoldcpl 50M/51F

11/16/2016 1:30 pm

We just couldn't get over how these guys open with some really crude introduction and then expect some positive response from it. If they were to speak to a stranger that way, they would likely get a swift kick to the crotch or a pepper spraying lol.
We'd be keenly interested in meeting another female

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WNCCuckoldcpl 50M/51F

12/29/2016 10:12 am

And then you get the assholes that are pretending to be women, they usually give themselves away in about three, maybe four messages at most. You poor shits ain't fooling anybody with that whole act either.

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bill_e_2 79M
853 posts
1/4/2017 2:32 pm

I think you have made it pretty clear . You set the rules and you decide who plays. What's wrong with that? it makes sense to me. If a guy can't understand that, he shouldn't be on Horny.net.


WNCCuckoldcpl 50M/51F

1/19/2017 8:04 am

And then you get the inevitable 'view my cam bb'... There's a little icon when we talk to people that tells us if you have a webcam on, if we want to view it, we will. The wife doesn't get on the IM anymore, she tried once or twice and got burnt out on the shit talkers pretty quick so if you see us on the IM, more than likely you are talking to a 240lb straight male who has little or no interest in seeing you fapping, just an FYI.

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Someones_Dutchy 63M
2897 posts
3/27/2017 3:05 am

Great (rant ) post , i'm sure you're not the only couple or woman who get those responces om IM, cam or on profile photoos.
At least it makes cit easier for you to decied who to meet or reject

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it's better to live and do the things today than to be sorry tomorrow


NCBull2008 49M
1 post
7/31/2017 11:25 am

Its nuts here


WNCCuckoldcpl 50M/51F

8/3/2018 1:44 am

The IM keeps turning itself on and off, what a piece of crap lately... wait a minute, it was a piece of crap back in 1997 when we first signed up to Horny.net. lol

Guys, if you are serious and for real, try introducing yourselves without mentioning pussy or your dick in the first three sentences, it's not fucking impressing anyone and shows you to be an overeager and pushy douche. We're real people, and we really meet other people on here... would you talk to someone like that in person FFS? ANd if so would you honestly expect anything to come of it?

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WNCCuckoldcpl replies on 8/3/2018 1:47 am:
If you spoke like that to someone in public, they would probably either call the cops or pepper spray your ass. Use some common sense and have a little fucking respect.

WNCCuckoldcpl 50M/51F

8/7/2018 5:43 am

Also, there is nothing more pathetic or silly than a guy who is pretending to be a female on here so that people will talk to them. It's pretty easy to spot, women don't generally talk shit like guys do.

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MoJoMack 63M
599 posts
8/10/2018 12:44 pm

I "feel your pain", LOL. Ever since the Internet started to become more popular, you have had more and more socially inept blundering horny toads on these social/dating sites and everywhere else. They say and do things online that they would NEVER have the nerve to do in real life as they would at the very least have the cops called on their pathetic asses, or, have a fist shoved down their throats for being a scumball.

As for IMS, it's iffy at best. I have used it to chat with a close dear friend when she's online. With others, I have used it on spur-of-the moment times, and I very rarely get a response back.
But.
I have been getting IMs from: gay men/CDS/TS wanting to know if I want a bj. Yes, just NOT from them. Also, this 30-yr-old "domme" keeps trying to see if I am submissive. All of them have blank profiles...I have the feeling that they are coming over from Backpage.

Yep, especially for a real swinging couple, you have to screen out a LOT of mud to come up with some gold nuggets!


WNCCuckoldcpl replies on 8/10/2018 2:00 pm:
The FBI conducted a study back in the late 90's or early 2000's that showed people's online personality tended to be an amplified version of their real personality. People who were aggressive or competitive for example tended to be super-aggressive when engaging other people on line, while folks who were compassionate and nurturing tended to be super-compassionate. When a guy, or a couple for that matter, end up being a shithead on the IM, we know that we made the right choice in not wanting to meet them.

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