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NEWS FLASH! BREAKING NEWS! SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!  

redrockrascal 65M
8395 posts
2/27/2018 6:24 pm
NEWS FLASH! BREAKING NEWS! SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT!


*An unfamiliar voice comes on the air at KOBJ radio*
We interrupt our program, the dulcet tones of DJ BJ on KOBJ, to bring you a News Flash! Breaking News! Shocking Development!

Now to our intrepid reporter, Red McRascalton, on the scene.

Why is it whenever you guys have breaking news you call me while I’m on throne at Shorty’s Bar. Aw geez, forget that shit. Where is that rambling Lala chick that always does my lead-ins?
*faint sound of a reply in the background*
She went on a smoke break an hour ago . . . really? Is that what she told you? Odds are she’s on her knees smoking the station manager like he was a pack of Marlboro.

Alright enough of this BS what is the story?
*faint sound of a reply in the background*Uh huh, yeah, today, right.
You know this isn’t news don’t you? Everybody knows this it is not shocking. This is more like a hot flash while breaking wind.

* sound of an angry reply in the background*
Alright! OK! FINE! Just turn on my mic. What do you mean it has been on?
*mutters under his breath . . . putz*

We have news here to break at KOBJ radio. One of your favorite on air personalities has something to celebrate. Nooo, she’s not knocked up again folks.
. . . pregnant pause . . .
It is her birthday. By the way that makes her a Pisces. Oh yeah the blogger is a her in case I haven’t mentioned that yet.

OK, so I guess we should all give the clap to the forked tongued lady of the airways . . .


Happy Birthday BiggLala

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


GhostofH 65M
22788 posts
6/2/2018 10:39 am

I can't believe I missed this one!!!!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
4/18/2018 2:03 pm

Survived another year, did she? Well, that’s just awesome!

Blog on!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
3/2/2018 3:41 am

A bit late, my access to this place was limited over the past few days, oh well......

But aye, flappy birthday tae the McBiggles, ta for letting us know, a day later and we'd have been celebrating this momentous occasion every four years......


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
3/1/2018 5:20 pm

Really nice of you. Happy Birthday hugs V

Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
2/28/2018 10:04 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday Dear LALA Happy Birthday to you, and many moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I think I was a little late but Happy Belated Birthday I hope LALA you had a good one hun..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
2/28/2018 10:03 am

Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday Dear LALA Happy Birthday to you, and many moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
2/28/2018 8:01 am

Happy (belated) Birthday BiggLala.


foz19504 69M
1657 posts
2/28/2018 5:03 am

Happy Birthday LaLa !!


FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
2/28/2018 2:15 am

I'm glad I saw this, because I was unaware I'd missed her birthday.

Thanks.

Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


GreenEyedLady_60 63F
1925 posts
2/27/2018 8:43 pm

Happy Birthday Lala!!

Be Honest..Be Sincere...Be REAL


Classynails 66F
1675 posts
2/27/2018 8:25 pm

Happy Birthday BiggLala!!!

Classy, Sassy, and a little Smart-Assy
Sine Metu
CN


marriedcretin 53M
1324 posts
2/27/2018 8:03 pm

Ah yes, another year closer to death. Good work!


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
2/27/2018 7:16 pm

Happy Happy Birthday, Miss Lala!!

And thank you for the laugh, RRR...that was hysterical.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/27/2018 6:50 pm

Thank you

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/27/2018 6:49 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Wait....that's supposed to be HAPPY BIRTHDAY LALA!!!


    OMG...yer gittin old!!!
It's BiggLala - size matters

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
2/27/2018 6:41 pm

Wait....that's supposed to be HAPPY BIRTHDAY LALA!!!


OMG...yer gittin old!!!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
2/27/2018 6:38 pm

O. M. G. !!!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
2/27/2018 6:35 pm

. Happy Birthday, Lala


Naughtypursuit 56F  
2766 posts
2/27/2018 6:28 pm

Haha... Very nice

Happy Birthday BiggLala


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
2/27/2018 6:25 pm

Hey! Shorty make mind a double!

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


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