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Six Simple Subtle Secrets... to Succeed On Sex Sites... ๐Ÿค” Some pics... attached ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ  

Paulxx001 66M
8702 posts
11/21/2019 12:09 pm

Last Read:
12/20/2019 9:06 am

Six Simple Subtle Secrets... to Succeed On Sex Sites... ๐Ÿค” Some pics... attached ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ

ill often stumb l acro s peop e... UGH ...
... hang on a second... damn site...

OK. Fixed. We're good to go. ๐Ÿ˜Š

I'll often stumble across people - in the 'real world' - who recognize me, come up... and ask ; "Paul, how can we succeed on sex sites?" And I tell them ; "I have no fucking idea. Why are you asking me?"

They insist. I disagree. They beg. I make something up. Here's what I tell them... in point form.

1. Goals :
Set yourself a realistic goal. Why are you there? What are you looking for? Is it for a hookup, chat, blogging, cams? Are you a perv? What..?

2. Profiles :
Women - definitely fill it up. Let's all pretend that men read.
Men - why bother? As long as you have a dic pic, you're good to go. Blank rรฉsumรฉs have always worked, yes ?

3. Profile Pics :
Women - A painted toe... is fine for most guys. Grey scale and lips, used to be a craze but now... teeth, are popular.
Men - No worries. Ya got a dic pic? Enlarge it and take another.

4. Blogs : Sure... Do whatever you want, as long as you...


And at THAT point those people - who asked me the question - have usually, lost interest in my answer. Hmmm...

In any case, I'm not hoarding secrets. Everybody has a tip, right?

In the meantime... here are some pics, for those of you, who stopped reading, after the words ; "I'll often stumble..."


Yep... I often do.
...........................................
Naked people below...

...
. ..


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 12:10 pm

Other secrets to success on sex sites? ๐Ÿค”

Fresh underwear! That's what my mother always told me. ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 12:11 pm

(Note: I'm just doing this for the points. MY bank, cashes them in ; '500,000' and I get a coffee mug. A Hundred and Fourteen billion - and it's a small wide screen TV ๐Ÿ“บ )๐Ÿ˜Š


B00biesman 41M

11/21/2019 12:16 pm

Doggy


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
11/21/2019 12:21 pm

Great tips here, thanks for sharing with all of us. I think you should always feel out your profile regardless if your a lady or a man as we like to know what makes someone tick, and what they are attracted to and not attracted too. That's just my two cents. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Livin_my_Life14 53F

11/21/2019 12:31 pm

Women - definitely fill it up. Let's all pretend that men read.

LMAO- truth! I laughed out loud!

Teeth - I do look at a nice smile!

I'll add a couple:

NO DIRTY FINGER NAILS
Stop taking pictures of your DIRTY HOUSE. If you have tons of shit behind you in your picture- Don't post it!

Good post- I like your points!!


foz19504 69M
1657 posts
11/21/2019 12:44 pm

coffee mug and small wide screen tv? I'm changing banks!


Oldercock54 70M

11/21/2019 1:24 pm

thanks for the tips


1seeking1 58F
3767 posts
11/21/2019 1:32 pm

Thanks for excellent post and making smile. Cheers


bbuckwwheat 65M
6265 posts
11/21/2019 1:36 pm

What a great piece of subtle sarcasm!

Private mailbox at my blog bbuckwwheat
Fayette, Iowa


ItsThtPervertGuy 44M
484 posts
11/21/2019 2:00 pm

Nice post! Funny!!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:05 pm

One of my favorites! ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:08 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Great tips here, thanks for sharing with all of us. I think you should always feel out your profile regardless if your a lady or a man as we like to know what makes someone tick, and what they are attracted to and not attracted too. That's just my two cents. I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening..
That's a good tip, about profiles. So yours is pretty much complete and so is mine.
So ya ignore the ones that aren't filled up? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:10 pm

    Quoting Livin_my_Life14:
    Women - definitely fill it up. Let's all pretend that men read.

    LMAO- truth! I laughed out loud!

    Teeth - I do look at a nice smile!

    I'll add a couple:

    NO DIRTY FINGER NAILS
    Stop taking pictures of your DIRTY HOUSE. If you have tons of shit behind you in your picture- Don't post it!

    Good post- I like your points!!
Ooo yes... dirty homes. Good one. Ya see dirty nails? ๐Ÿค” Eeeee...
Happy to make you smile. Sure. I'd love to see those teeth! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Unless someone's got them sitting in a glass. ๐Ÿ˜ถ
Ya know what I mean?


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:13 pm

    Quoting foz19504:
    coffee mug and small wide screen tv? I'm changing banks!
Lol... Yep. Banks these days, go figure.
I got a toaster... once. ๐Ÿ˜ถ


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:14 pm

    Quoting  :

And THAT'S the way... to play this game! Good for you! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:15 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks for stopping by.
Drop in any time. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:15 pm

I'm sure I've missed a few, right? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:17 pm

    Quoting 1seeking1:
    Thanks for excellent post and making smile. Cheers
Happy to make you smile.
YOUR profile pic is perfect! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ”ฅ
I'm sure you have YOUR tips... hmmm? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:19 pm

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    What a great piece of subtle sarcasm!
It's always such a fine line, isn't it? ๐Ÿค”
I'll be fine, once the meds kick in
Hey... Thanks for popping in. ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:20 pm

Happy to help put a smile on your day. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:21 pm

    Quoting  :

Glad to share a few with you.
Say hello, any time. ๐Ÿ‘ โŒš


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
11/21/2019 2:38 pm

If you post a pic, please crop out the family photos in the background. Pretty sure granny and the kids and grandkids prefer to not be here.
If you take a pic holding your awesome cock, wash your hands and nails first.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 2:40 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    If you post a pic, please crop out the family photos in the background. Pretty sure granny and the kids and grandkids prefer to not be here.
    If you take a pic holding your awesome cock, wash your hands and nails first.
Can you imagine Granny on the site and she finds her pic on the counter? ๐Ÿค” OMG lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Ooops.. Dirty fingers does seem to be an issue. There's tons of stuff. Right? ๐Ÿ˜—


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
11/21/2019 2:55 pm

Yes, I got a message today, dirty nails holding his winky. Ummm, NO.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
11/21/2019 3:19 pm

Not interested means exactly that... Not interested. Don't get angry and send scathing messages to the point where you need to be blocked.


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
11/21/2019 4:18 pm

Grey scale and lips used to be a craze, but now... teeth, are popular.

yah...i remember the eyeball craze...but now, teeth??? yah...i think i saw him the other day...

[image]


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 4:29 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    Yes, I got a message today, dirty nails holding his winky. Ummm, NO.
Eee... spooky.
Maybe, the guy's a mechanic. ๐Ÿค”โญ•โŒ


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 4:33 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    Not interested means exactly that... Not interested. Don't get angry and send scathing messages to the point where you need to be blocked.
So ya tell them you're not interested and they STILL, persist? ๐Ÿค” Wow...
And then ya have to block them... you? Ooo.. they must REALLY be nasty.
Hmmm... How was your taco? ๐ŸŒฎ


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 4:39 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    Grey scale and lips used to be a craze, but now... teeth, are popular.

    yah...i remember the eyeball craze...but now, teeth??? yah...i think i saw him the other day...

    [image]

Ooo... He's sooo cute! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š
Love... those candy canes. Howdja get them to hang like that? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฆ
I can hang a few as well. Not sure, how many I can hang... before the little guy droops. I may need help . ๐Ÿ˜ถ


RyuFujin 56F  
1445 posts
11/21/2019 5:03 pm

There are a small handful of guys who have Duck Lip pics, and/or animal face (catify/dogify) pics. I look at the age... and wonder if it's the IQ instead.
::shudders:::

Also group shots, just which one is YOU? What, who, and why are you hiding...


"Be who you are and say what you feel. Those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter." ~ Dr. Seuss.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 5:45 pm

    Quoting RyuFujin:
    There are a small handful of guys who have Duck Lip pics, and/or animal face (catify/dogify) pics. I look at the age... and wonder if it's the IQ instead.
    ::shudders:::

    Also group shots, just which one is YOU? What, who, and why are you hiding...
ok... Now THAT... is scary. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Reeeeeeelee... ๐Ÿ˜Š
Ya never CAN figure out... who is there, can you? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ”ฅ
So... dja have a favorite type of profile? What is the RIGHT way to do it?
There is none... is there?
CAT face? ๐Ÿฑ


mc_justmc 63M

11/21/2019 6:30 pm

I'm not sharing any of my secrets.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 7:32 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I'm not sharing any of my secrets.
Yep... I hear you.
Why bother? Most, of everyone... has their own plan. Don't they? ๐Ÿค”
I amuse myself, You?


Livin_my_Life14 53F

11/21/2019 10:08 pm

I don't have any teeth...better to suck you off
Ya know what I mean?


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/21/2019 10:20 pm

    Quoting Livin_my_Life14:
    I don't have any teeth...better to suck you off
    Ya know what I mean?
I do. ๐Ÿ‘
But I'm pretty sure... yours are still there. It's a gut feeling.
Either way. I can't say that I've ever had THAT experience, done THAT way.
Ya know what I mean? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ”ฅ


backpocket13 50M
9007 posts
11/21/2019 11:50 pm

Hey Paul,
..........Good Read!............
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/22/2019 3:56 am

    Quoting backpocket13:
    Hey Paul,
    ..........Good Read!............
    Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
How's the night shift going? ๐Ÿ˜Š
The dogs still getting along with you? ๐Ÿค”
I always liked the midnight hours at work. Kinda peaceful. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/22/2019 4:04 am

    Quoting  :

I'm visualizing the image of the guy sitting on the toilet ๐Ÿšฝ. Omg... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Hey... if you laughed then I know, at least somebody got the joke here. ๐Ÿ‘
I wonder how that guy did? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/22/2019 2:40 pm

    Quoting  :

I guess everyone has their own way of going about things, here.
And in life in general... ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/22/2019 5:13 pm

    Quoting  :

Happy to oblige.๐Ÿ˜Š
White, black, red... and skin... my favorites! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/23/2019 7:46 am

    Quoting  :

I guess it depends on how one defines 'success'. Making a new friend? Some might say - "That's success." ๐Ÿ˜Š
I imagine... everyone's answer would be different, right? โ˜•๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/23/2019 7:56 am

    Quoting  :

You're right - it's not advice... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Mostly it's 'tongue in cheek', satire.
But let's face it... everyone follows their own plan here, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Are ya havin fun? That's what counts, no? ๐Ÿค”


scoupe42 60M

11/23/2019 8:48 am

Paul, your a funny MOFO!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/23/2019 9:02 am

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Paul, your a funny MOFO!
Happy to oblige. Just having fun. ๐Ÿ˜
Hope you are too! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
11/24/2019 11:13 am

Here you go.
New Men of A FF


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/24/2019 12:25 pm

Ahhh... Funny stuff! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜‚
I shoulda just followed your blue print! ๐Ÿ‘


BeccaLuvs 61F
20895 posts
11/24/2019 12:54 pm

Excellent tips Paul! Yep, and they def made me smile as well - you do "know" people, eh?!

..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'!
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Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/24/2019 6:37 pm

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    Excellent tips Paul! Yep, and they def made me smile as well - you do "know" people, eh?!
Thanks for popping in. ๐Ÿ‘Smiles are good.
On another thought...
I often wonder what Xmas ๐ŸŽ„ is like without snow.
Of course... you're used to it, but what do you think? IF... ya had a choice? ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/25/2019 6:13 am

    Quoting  :

True... They don't.
Whatcha gonna do? ๐Ÿค” They're afraid of women. Performance anxiety disorder prevails. ๐Ÿ”ฅA lotta talk. No action.
And some women are the same. Just too clingy... too desparate.


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
11/25/2019 7:53 am

The art of sarcasm, especially in written format, is often lost on others Keep writing for yourself. You will always be your best audience!

[image]


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/25/2019 7:57 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    The art of sarcasm, especially in written format, is often lost on others Keep writing for yourself. You will always be your best audience!

    [image]
Really? Lost? ๐Ÿค”
That's disappointing. Some people get it.
Or... just give up and move on to another pasture. This gig doesn't pay much.
And... I can't cash in 'flirts' at my bank. I've tried.


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
11/25/2019 8:11 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Really? Lost? ๐Ÿค”
    That's disappointing. Some people get it.
    Or... just give up and move on to another pasture. This gig doesn't pay much.
    And... I can't cash in 'flirts' at my bank. I've tried.
Yes, 'some' do get it. But it comes down to, do you write for yourself or the masses?
Definitely won't get rich on here, unless you decide to become a 'cam model'.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/25/2019 8:18 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Yes, 'some' do get it. But it comes down to, do you write for yourself or the masses?
    Definitely won't get rich on here, unless you decide to become a 'cam model'.
Cam model? Really? ๐Ÿค”
Ok... Thanks for the tip. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/25/2019 11:59 am

    Quoting  :

Nerves on both sides? True.. Good point.
I don't know how you can get to know anyone by texting or emailing alone. You HAVE to talk.
Good point. ๐Ÿ‘ โ—


purpleman2986 49M  
133 posts
11/25/2019 12:45 pm

Great post. Your sarcasm is great and you write well


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/25/2019 1:05 pm

    Quoting purpleman2986:
    Great post. Your sarcasm is great and you write well
Thanks for the props. It's a tough crowd here... lol
Drop by any time. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/26/2019 9:26 pm

    Quoting  :

I'm glad SOMEBODY 'gets' me. lol... ๐Ÿ˜‚
Menagerie.. is a great word. I'd agree.
It's like a 'stop action reality show', with a pace that's your own.
Adapting... is something I have a feeling you're good at. ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/27/2019 7:33 am

    Quoting  :

That's funny... and so true.
Ya know? I've ALWAYS asked which side she prefers. hmmm๐Ÿ˜Š So I get breakfast in bed? Kool! ๐Ÿ‘
All I do, these days, is adapt. I'm easy going on most things... except for the speed limit.
I seem to have an issue adapting to those imposed ceilings.
I'm sure you'll 'find it' here... or there... somewhere. No doubt! ๐Ÿ˜Ž


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
11/28/2019 7:56 am

Thanks for making my morning my friend

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/28/2019 10:40 am

Hey... Happy to oblige. ๐Ÿ˜Š
Enjoy the day. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿท๐Ÿธ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฝ๏ธโ˜•


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/2/2019 11:09 am

    Quoting  :

You've got a lot of patience. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
True... about men having lost their ability to speak with women. You've made a lot of good points! ๐Ÿ‘
So.... ya give lessons, do ya? ๐Ÿ˜Š I could use a few.... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Thanks for sharing your pov. I never mind reading thought out comments. Feel free to share, anytime! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š


ridingballs 41M/41F
8 posts
12/3/2019 4:13 pm

Looks like our profile needs some work. Thanks for the tips!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/3/2019 5:12 pm

    Quoting ridingballs:
    Looks like our profile needs some work. Thanks for the tips!
Nice pic! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Set yourself up with a blog AND a blog mail box and WORK the system. You'll be fine.
Drop by any time.
Takes a little 'Sales' techniques to help things along.
Best of luck. Let me know if you need any help. And let me know how things work out for you. ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ‘


purpleman2986 49M  
133 posts
12/4/2019 2:16 pm

I liked the subtle sarcasm through the tips also. Very funny


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/4/2019 2:32 pm

    Quoting purpleman2986:
    I liked the subtle sarcasm through the tips also. Very funny
Glad ya got it. Not everyone does. Stop in any time. ๐Ÿ‘


J_1555 46M
13 posts
12/6/2019 1:49 pm

Hillarious, I need to subscribe!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/6/2019 2:32 pm

    Quoting J_1555:
    Hillarious, I need to subscribe!
When you find that perfect place, let me know. ๐Ÿค”
Hey... Stop by any time. ๐Ÿ‘


Love2eatpussy303 38M
44 posts
12/10/2019 2:39 pm

Thanks


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2019 6:33 am

Your welcome. ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/17/2019 7:38 am

    Quoting  :

Glad you agree... ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ‘


Hunter54496 41M
24 posts
12/18/2019 8:01 pm

Thank you


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/18/2019 8:16 pm

You're welcome. Have a great time here. ๐Ÿ‘


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