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Funny Tuesday!
Posted:Jun 19, 2018 7:20 am
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2018 8:32 am
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Funny Tuesday!


Blueberry Hill There was a class going on and a girl walked in and the teacher said "Where have you been?." The girl said " I've been on blueberry hill. Five minutes later another girl walked in and she was too and the teacher asked" Where have you been?" The girl said I've been on blueberry hill. Five minutes later a naked boy walked in and the teacher says " Let me guess you've been on blueberry hill too?" then the he says" I am bluberry hill.

Editors Note: You can invert the sexes if you change the preposition from "on" blueberry hill to "in" in blueberry hill.



Missionary:
Whenever a baby was born to this outback African tribe it was cause for great celebration and merriment as the future of the tribe would continue to survive. However, on the last occasion there was a bit of concern as the baby was white and the only person around for 500 miles that was white was the missionary. The Chief calls him into his hut and explains the problem and highlights his accusation. The Missionary is put on the spot and slowly strokes his chin, thinking. " I see your dilemma Oh great Chief. Come with me. " They go outside and over to the sheep pen. "You see all these sheep here? They are all white except that one over there that's black. I'll do a deal with you. You don't say anything about the kid and I won't tell anyone about the sheep, okay ?"


Can't Beat It:

Which of the following doesn't belong?
A meat
B eggs
C wife
D blow job

(D) A blowjob, because its possible to beat your meat, your eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob!


Funny Tuesday!
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HNW--the 376th . . . Things that start with the letter P, Q or R!
Posted:Jun 19, 2018 7:02 am
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2018 8:41 am
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HNW--the 376th . . . Things that start with the letter P, Q or R!


Pink!



Questions?


Red!


HNW--the 376th . . . Things that start with the letter P, Q or R!
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Happy Titty Tuesday!
Posted:Jun 19, 2018 7:02 am
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2018 8:48 am
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Happy Titty Tuesday!


She likes to show her lovely tits!



Her tits show she is in the mood for sex!


Hot weather forecast?


Happy Titty Tuesday!
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Tickling Your Funny Bone Sunday!
Posted:Jun 17, 2018 9:07 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2018 11:23 am
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Tickling Your Funny Bone Sunday!


Do you spit or swallow that is the question?



How about scooping up cum?


We are talking about wine tasting right?


Tickling Your Funny Bone Sunday!
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Kissing it Sunday!
Posted:Jun 17, 2018 8:57 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2018 2:39 pm
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Kissing it Sunday!


I can always tell when my wife wants to suck me!
Can you tell by her mannerisms?



I love to kiss and taste her too!


I love to watch my wife kissing her sexy girlfriends!
Do you like to watch?


Kissing it Sunday!
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Too Much Sex Or Not Enough Sex On Sunday!
Posted:Jun 17, 2018 8:52 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2018 2:41 pm
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Too Much Sex Or Not Enough Sex On Sunday!


Are you in demand?



Are you having too much sex?


Or, not enough?


Too Much Sex Or Not Enough Sex On Sunday!
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What is so funny this Saturday?
Posted:Jun 16, 2018 8:51 am
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2018 10:03 am
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What is so funny this Saturday?


Grass Grow There were two girls having a shower together, One girl said to the other "How come you don't have any hairs on your pussy "The girl replied, "Have you ever seen grass grow on busy road?"



VASELINE:

A market researcher called at a house and his call was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and she agreed. He asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, the answer was "Yes." Asked how she used it, she said, "To assist sexual intercourse." The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know that most use it for sexual intercourse. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?" "Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."


Q: But do you know what 6.9 is?
A: A good thing screwed up by a period.


What is so funny this Saturday?
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Flash Back To Better Sex Saturday!
Posted:Jun 16, 2018 8:42 am
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2018 10:17 am
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Flash Back To Better Sex Saturday!


Was it one on one with your lover?



Was it one on one with another lover?


Was it a group thing?


Flash Back To Better Sex Saturday!
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The fire never goes out Saturday!
Posted:Jun 16, 2018 8:17 am
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2018 10:26 am
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The fire never goes out Saturday!


How do you keep the sexual fire in your relationship burning forever?



Build a foundation of sexy on boring sex!


Rub two sticks together?


The fire never goes out Saturday!
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Funny Thursday!
Posted:Jun 14, 2018 8:04 am
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2018 9:47 am
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Funny Thursday!


Q: What's the difference between being hungry and horny?
A: Where you put the cucumber.



Twist and Turns:

Monroe and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year. Every year Monroe would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know, Monroe, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." This year Monroe and Martha went to the fair and Monroe said, "Martha, I'm 71 old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance." Martha replied, "Monroe, that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say word, I won't charge you, but if you say word it's ten dollars." Monroe and Martha agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They land and the pilot turns to Monroe, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't." Monroe replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."


For :

day a cop driving down the street saw ladies with a sign that read, "2 girls for the price of ". he stops and tells them to get rid of the sign or he will run them in! They comply and he proceeds down the street only to pass a man with a sign that says Jesus Saves, The cop just waves as he passes and the girls see this The next day they are waiting on the cop to drive by and as he does they start flagging him down And they say that they saw him let the guy with the sign down the street keep his sign, and they don't think that he was fair with them, ' The cop says , You dumb asses,that was a religious sign, and drive off The next day he drives by and low and behold the gals have a sign that reads, fallen angels looking for Peter...


Funny Thursday!
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Threesome Thursday!
Posted:Jun 14, 2018 8:03 am
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2018 9:35 am
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some Thursday!


My wife is willing!



We just need a curious second woman!


Have you ever had a fmf some and how did it work for you?


some Thursday!
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Lingerie Thursday!
Posted:Jun 14, 2018 7:59 am
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2018 10:33 am
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Lingerie Thursday!


Do you buy Lingerie for her to wear?



I do!


Does she wear it for you?


Lingerie Thursday!
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Funny Tuesday for you!
Posted:Jun 12, 2018 7:25 am
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2018 7:49 am
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Funny Tuesday for you!


A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man. "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.



Doctors Office:

There was a girl that came into the doctors office. Then awed by her beauty all his professionalism goes right out the window. He tells her to take her pants off , then he starts to rub her thighs, he asked her "Do you know what I am doing?" She replied "Yes your checking for abnormalities." Then he tell her to take of her bra and shirt and he rubs her boobs and asks her "Do you know what I am doing?" She says yes checking for cancer. Then he takes off her panties and starts having sex with her . Then he asks "Do you know what i am doing?" She said "Yep getting HIV that's why I came here.


American Tourist:

An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained. "Senor, these are the cojones," the waiter replied. "The what, you say?" exclaimed the tourist. "They are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today," explained the waiter. The tourist gulped but tasted the dish anyway, and found it delicious. Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he finished the meal, the tourist commented to the waiter: "Today's cojones are much saltier and smaller than the ones I had yesterday." "True, senor," agreed the waiter. "You see the bull, he does not always lose."


Funny Tuesday for you!
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