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Interesting
Posted:Sep 12, 2021 4:18 pm
Last Updated:Nov 23, 2021 12:45 pm
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I've got several guys recently who are questioning my legitimacy or interest in men. Usually that kind of behavior is reserved to guys who contact me trying to get my attention and I don't respond. Because it's the defense mechanism kicking in to say there couldn't possibly be a reason I'm not responding to them other than that I am a bot or a lesbian.

The thing about these guys is that as far as I know they have never tried to contact me. So they couldn't have tried and been rebuffed or ignored.

Is this like a new Incel knee jerk thing where they preemptively decide you are a terrible woman who hates men?

FYI, I am a real person. I am a woman who likes men. Tall, handsome men with big dicks who are vaccinated.

This ain't rocket science.
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"That Guy"
Posted:May 2, 2019 12:11 pm
Last Updated:Nov 1, 2021 2:18 pm
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Are you " that guy"? You know who I'm talking about. You could be anywhere from your 30's through your 50's. But usually you're in your late 40's to early 50's. You could be rich, poor, college educated, blue collar, whatever.

No, what makes you " that guy" is you're on a website trying to hook up with women, when the truth is you really, really hate women. It's probably one woman in particular - your ex. And the closer you are in time to divorce, the angrier you are. You're so angry you spend 30 minutes of the first meet expounding on how the judge screwed you over when there is a live woman, who otherwise was thinking about letting you fuck her on the first date, sitting across from you.

OR, you could be " that guy" if you are a member of the "men's rights" movement. You know, the one convinces your average white guy the patriarchy just hasn't done well enough by him and women are screwing him out of all the things he is entitled to. These men aren't interested in "rights" - they're interested in bellyaching like whiny little bitches and -more notably - restricting women's rights just for the hell of it because, well, it makes them feel better.

Then there is the third type of " that guy" - incels. One the one hand, those are the ones women should be most worried about, because they are the ones tend to be psychopaths and might actually kill you. On the other hand, there's a reason these guys are incels, and chances are I'm going to be able to filter out before I would meet with them to begin with.

Now I'm sure all you angry men out there will want to whine and moan about some "angry woman" they met - probably the one they met, stayed married to until they had a couple of dependents and a small business 's got to be carved up like community property, OR, maybe just some rando they went on a date with. Save it - or, go write your own blog post. I'm not woman. I am drama and baggage free. No man ever screwed me over and ruined my life. I am merely venting about a handful of men who have wasted a few hours of my life here and there (but they did buy the drinks).

Some friendly advice - well, don't stay married until you've got a couple who will cost you years of support and you have a small business she's going to get a chunk of. Don't wait until you're in your late 40's to be " that guy." But, if 's how it shakes out, until you are over it you don't need a date - you need a .
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NEW RULE
Posted:Apr 21, 2019 7:29 am
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2021 8:29 am
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Ugh, I KNOW, right????

I hereby declare I will never, EVER plan a Saturday afternoon meeting with someone who doesn't have ki k. Because I am never again going to park my ass on this site on a Saturday afternoon just to receive 20 messages about how some guy is going to be a little bit later than originally planed.

Do you KNOW what kinds of people are on this site on a Saturday afternoon? Oh.My.God. It's not pretty, people. It's like the bar scene in Star Wars, actually.

And of course, said crowd assumes I'm on here looking for a Saturday night hookup so they don't hesitate to POUNCE.

Ok, 's it. New rule, firmly in place. No exceptions.
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Travelers
Posted:Apr 12, 2019 3:33 pm
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2021 11:10 am
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Do NOT send a picture of your dick and ask to make myself available to you the one night you are going to be in town

Do NOT reference your "motel room"

Do NOT message me 9 pm and say you are the airport hotel for a layover and can I drag my ass out of my house to drive all the way to you in the middle of the night.

For the love of god, do NOT message me noon and say you have a 4 hour layover and do I want to get lucky - again, like going to drop everything and drive to the airport and - do what, fuck you in my car?

Do NOT NOT NOT tell you'll be done with your business 6 and then can meet for dinner and then try to string me along until you really finish what you are doing at 9 pm

DO - message me at least several days before you'll be in town to figure if there is any mutual availability while you'll be here.

DO be sure to send a face pic and have some interesting info in your profile so your entire approach is not "I'll be present near you so I assume you would like to fuck"

DO have a nice hotel room. Motels are totally not sexy.
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IM Is Out of Control
Posted:Mar 26, 2019 6:06 am
Last Updated:Apr 14, 2019 7:11 am
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IM is completely dead now. Someone sends me a message, I click on it, it takes me to the screen for me to reply, I CANNOT SEE THE SENDER'S MESSAGE!

So don't use it. Just don't do it.
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Don't Waste My Time
Posted:Mar 20, 2019 3:22 pm
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2021 11:11 am
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Lately I've run into a spate of guys keeping me waiting. Like, for a long time. We make plans to meet at 3, and then at 2:30 it's "I'm not going to make it until 4:30" which then becomes 5.

When I say I'm going to meet someone I have to plan my schedule to make that meeting time possible. That means I have to rearrange the other things I need to do in my life at different times than I might have if I wasn't going to meet you. It means I have gone out of my way to carve out a piece of my time for you. It is completely disrespectful for you to treat me like it's just fine if I "sit tight" while you get your shit in order to keep up with the plans you made with me.

Even worse is the incremental time waster - first it's half an hour, then they need another half an hour, and so on an so forth.

We can all be 15 minutes late, half an hour late, that's not the issue - as long as you let me know before I leave my house and go sit somewhere waiting for you. But when it's an hour plus, you are showing disrespect. Just don't make plans you can't keep.
14 Comments
Why I Ghost
Posted:Aug 21, 2018 5:12 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2019 10:44 am
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.... because y'all can't take it. Whine and cry and tell me all day that you want a polite rejection. When I give you one you can't take it, you go apoplectic, and you assure me that it was YOU who was doing ME the favor even after you sent me weeks and months of begging messages.

Don't worry, I let it roll off me as I block you from even viewing my profile so this never has to come up again. However, I don't need to go through that in the first place.

So guys, sorry that others have ruined it for you but I'm gonna make heavy use of "delete" and "block" for the duration.
6 Comments
The new Horny.net app is saying everyone is married
Posted:Jul 31, 2018 3:46 am
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2018 10:00 am
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Just an FYI, if you haven't figured it out yet the new way the app shows your profiles is distorting and leaving out a lot of your information. It says almost everyone is married, even though in many of the profiles it says "Single guy here ...." It also leaves out pertinent information (like your education level, and the size of your dick)

So it's more important than ever that you actually articulate, with words, in your profile, the things that women should know about you in deciding whether they want to talk to you or not.
4 Comments
Knock. It. Off
Posted:Jul 10, 2018 2:02 pm
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2018 5:59 am
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I want the following types of messages to CEASE AND DESIST IMMEDIATELY:

(1) Those from complete strangers addressing me as "babe" or "hun" or "dear." Or the worst - "sweetie" UGH! Those are terms of endearment - for someone you are ENDEARED to, not for a stranger. It's creepy and if you do it, it's curtains for you. Nobody needs to "call" me by any name or term, just fucking address me as if I were sitting across from you and speak like a normal human being.

(2) Those who think they are super clever by asking me WHAT ARE YOU CURIOUS ABOUT??!!? Hardy fucking har har - do you actually think you're being creative or do you need me to show you the other 2 dozen identical messages I get in any given day? If you read my profile you will see that that's a stupid question.

(3) The ones from guys who can't take the time to put a photo or any information in their profile and then, on top of that, can't come up with a better intro than "HI." Oh please, does this actually ever work?
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Ask For the Order
Posted:Aug 8, 2017 7:11 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2018 9:58 am
10581 Views

This is, after all, a dating site of sorts.

I get a lot of messages that invariably wind all the way up to .... "What are you up to [today/this weekend]?"

Is that just because you want to know what kind of life I lead and whether I'm unemployed (if you ask about a weekday) or have no life (if you ask about the weekend)? Or are you asking to see if I want to get together? Because if it's the latter, this is a rather ineffective way of going about it.

If you ask me a question like that, don't be surprised if you get an answer that involves me having something planned for my day/weekend. That may be because I actually have that plan for the day, or it might be because I don't feel like advertising that I don't have any plans. It varies. Don't take me telling you that I have plans on a specific day to mean that you can't ask me out for any day at all, ever.

If I exchange multiple messages with you, that means I would consider it if you asked me to meet (unless I have explicitly said I am not interested and you keep messaging me back with questions or comments - that does not mean you are wearing me down). So go ahead and ask for the order. In a way that's not ambivalent. Here are some (really generic) questions that will definitely make it clear you are asking me to meet:

"I'd like to meet you. Are you free any time this weekend?"

"If you have any time one day this week, I'd like to buy you a drink."

"I have the day off and would like to meet if you are free."

It's still Texas here, so I expect a man to do the asking. If you aren't confident enough to do that, you aren't confident enough to please me in bed. Once I observe you delicately dipping your toe in the water with the asking me what I'm up to but not asking me out a couple or three times, I start to think you lack the confidence that I'm looking for.
3 Comments
Pic Tips for Guys
Posted:Aug 3, 2017 2:55 am
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2021 8:35 am
11881 Views

A guy recently asked me for feedback about his photos. Thought I'd share some of my infinite wisdom.

First, it's up to you to share what you want to share. But I recommend leading with your best asset. Women do not expect all men to have rock hard bodies and six pack abs, but if you're pretty far off from that mark, posting a naked torso pic is probably not that alluring.

Face pics: Pics where you are making a funny face are not helpful, especially if the only face pic you post is some contorted, twisted, duck-lips type of facial expression. Selfies: the appropriate angle for a selfie of your face is for the camera to be at face level or slightly above face level, pointing slightly downward. Selfies that you take in the car while holding the camera in your lap and the shot is up your nostrils are NOT a flattering angle.

If you are concerned about posting a face pic on Horny.net, don't do it. But don't do the stupid cop-outs like posting a pic of your face but you've got on a hat and dark glasses. Or posting some stupid scary looking mask over your face. Just crop your damn head out if you don't want to post your face.

Dick Pics. Ah, dick pics. Most women who have been on here for 5 minutes probably stopped flinching a long time ago. In fact, they become an acquired taste. And often they can be a deciding factor. I'm not sure why guys post pics of their flaccid dicks unless the dick is BIG, and you want to show that it's big even before it gets hard. If it's hanging there and your balls are hanging down lower than your dick? Maybe skip that pic. Maybe you're a grower - skip the pic. Trying to show a bulge through your clothing: works if you're wearing white underwear and it's wet, not so effective through jeans. Trying to put objects next to your dick to show scale (including a measuring tape): Can be effective, but please know that we ladies notice if the object in question is being shoved hard into your groin to try to make your dick look bigger than it is.

Speaking of things we ladies notice that you might not be cognizant of: whatever is going on in the background of your photos. We notice if it looks like you live in a pig pen - or, WORSE, if looks like you are taking selfies in a remote, isolated warehouse with only a bed and probably a few freezers where you are storing the bodies of your previous victims. I once saw a dick pic of an otherwise very respectable looking dick but the guy had his underwear pulled aside and there was a massive, gaping hole/rip in his undies that was very off-putting. Also, a guy posted a photo of himself standing in front of a Confederate flag. I'm actually quite glad he did - big red flag there, glad to avoid that.

Please. Never. Post. Pics. With. . In. Them. (even fully clothed, g-rated pics) Keep your far, far removed from this site.

Pointless photos: Pics of yourself from a distance. Pics of the back of your head. Pics of a sunset or a river. Pics of yourself with dead animals.

Finally, the pic that baffles me. I mean, I'm open to dick pics now but I will never get why men think women might be bamboozled by a pic of just a puddle of your spooge. Totally ineffective.
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Foreplay
Posted:Jul 5, 2017 6:02 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2018 10:00 am
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I'm an oral enthusiast, but not a super fan. Truth is, I've only cum from it three times in my life. But HOLD ON, that doesn't mean I don't like it. It still feels great and it still gets me nice and warmed up for the main event. But rather than build towards a climax, mostly it just makes me really, really crave being penetrated. Still, ignore me if it seems like I'm rushing it.

As far as performing oral, I have two caveats. First, it's a two way street. If he doesn't do it, I don't do it. Second, I don't do it to completion. Because, as a girl who loves penetration, an erection is a terrible thing to waste. This makes it tricky when I meet a new guy. I'm always worried how much oral I should do, in case he's gonna blow his load pretty quickly and then, well, the party's over. So I'm pretty conservative about it until I know.

There are guys who do not do oral. This can be acceptable if he is willing to do other kinds of foreplay. For example, I love having my tits sucked and my clit rubbed at the same time. But, for the most part, guys who are standoffish about oral seem to be apprehensive about doing anything to the female body other than sticking their dick in it. Normally you can't know this until you're in the moment because a lot of guys will profess to do oral and then not. That's what you call a bad date.
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Fantasies and Fetishes
Posted:Jun 5, 2017 4:53 am
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2021 11:05 am
11358 Views

Yeah... I'm not into it.

I know this is a sex site so this may sound a little off place, but I'm not here to be objectified. Or rather, if you want to objectify what you see in the photos, feel free to do it but leave the real me out of it.

One thing that really turns me off is when a guy sends me an introductory message in which he lays out an entire fictional rendition of what our encounter will be like. Ugh. It's just that - fiction. And if you've got all these fantasies you've already worked out in your head, I guess I'd just as soon leave you be with your thoughts because I don't want to be held up against the standard of your fantasy.

This includes being told what said gentleman envisions me wearing when we meet. Whatever you're envisioning, it's probably not something I would wear.
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