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A Little Strange on the Sly
 
Hi,

Thanks for stopping by. This is my own little space where I tend to write down whatever cums to mind, sometimes funny (hopefully) and sometimes naughty (let's face it, I'm a guy and my mind's in the gutter most of the time). So enjoy, and please take some time to say hello. I'm always looking for new friends



Here's some links to stories that I've written and posted. Enjoy!

COPping a Feel
COPping a Feel Part 2
COPping a Feel Part 3
Midnight Rendevous
Hardcore Studying
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*Secure Message Area*
Posted:Sep 11, 2007 4:34 am
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2008 9:24 pm
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Hi to all who have stopped by to check out my little space on the net. If you want to leave a message that won't be viewed by anyone else, this is the place. I'm the only one who will see it, so if you feel better leaving anonymous messages, feel free to do so here.

Thanks and enjoy.
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Passion.com Commercial Contest
Posted:Jan 4, 2008 10:09 am
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2012 8:21 pm
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Unfortunately, I do not have the equipment, manpower, or time on my hands to produce a commercial for this excellent contest Horny.net is having. However, I do have a script that I would use if I did have the wherewithall to do it. Enjoy:

Man #1: Hello, My name is Richard Johnson, and I have a passion for life. For years, I've searched for ways to be able to share my passion with others. I searched long and hard for ways to reach out touch someone, each time to no avail. Then I found Passion.com, and my life changed forever. Finally I was able to connect with people from all over the world that shared the same passion and zest for life as I have. I have been touched by and have touched many people along the way. Now I'm here to share that experience with you. Just listen to these testimonials for some of the connections I've made.

Woman #1: I found Dick online, and the experience couldn't have been better. Thanks Passion.com,!

Woman #2: I found Dick online, and the moment we connected he filled me with so much life, I don't think I can ever be the same. Thanks Passion.com,!

Women #3 &4: We both found Dick online and were amazed at the passion we found between us. Knowing Dick like that has really opened our eyes. Thanks Passion.com,!

Man #2: I gotta tell ya, I was skeptical at first about meeting up with Dick online. My world really opened up once I let go of my fears. I think knowing where Dick is coming from really helped me. Now, I'm sharing passions at a whole 'nother level. Thanks Passion.com,!!

Woman #5: Once I found Dick online I couldn't get enough. Now, when I find myself too busy to get online for a couple of days, I start longing for Dick intensely. When that happens, I have to get online and find Dick right away! None of that would be possible without Passion.com,!!

Woman #6: When I found Dick online it was completely out of character for me. Now, I'm searching for Dick every chance I get. Thanks Passion.com,!

Man #1: As you can see, Passion.com,has helped much touch loads of people, and it can help you too. A small word of caution, though, Passion.com,may be too intense for some people. Just listen to this example.

Woman #7: My best friend Jill and I both found Dick online at the same time. At first we were both so excited, I never thought Dick would come between us. But Jill and I have drifted apart since. Don't get me wrong, I love Dick. I just want my best friend back.

(Rejoin Man #1 with all participants gathered around him)

Man #1: So if you need to share your passion, and can handle the risks involved, then join up and start touching someone today. Who knows . . . .

Group: You just might find a Dick of your own.
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Summer Lovin'
Posted:Jun 27, 2007 10:10 am
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2013 7:19 pm
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It was warm this morning, so I took the opportunity to go outside and catch up on some yard work I'd been purposefully neglecting over the past couple of weeks. I thought I'd do some trimming around the house before the summer sun got too hot in the afternoon. I was minding my own business with my shirt off and my Cubs hat turned backwards when I saw her run by the first time.

I'd seen her running before. As a matter of fact, every time I see her running is an opportunity to stop whatever I'm doing and admire the near perfect form passing by me. Blonde hair pulled back into a ponytail flapping back and forth with each stride of her exquisitely toned and darkly tanned legs. She didn't always run at the same time every day, nor did she have a specific running attire that she liked to wear. Sometimes it was shorts and a tee shirt, other times it was a sweat suit. Today, it was a straight up workout outfit, short skin-tight shorts and an athletic sports bra. Damn hot!! My eyes followed her until she was out of sight. I must've stood there for several minutes before I got my wits about me and continued with what I was doing.

I had my back to her when she returned ten minutes later. Her soft, sultry voice startled me as I worked on trimming a rather unruly bush at the side of my front porch.

"Lookin good," she said.

"Thanks," I stammered as my eyes turned to her beautiful face with soft smooth features and big brown eyes. Her chest was heaving from the effort of her run, but she still managed an intoxicating smile. "I've been letting them get away from me a bit."

"I wasn't talking about the bush," she smiled.

It took a minute to dawn on me what she'd said. I realized with the effort I was expelling in the warm air, I'd worked up a slight sweat and my skin was slick in the mid-morning sun. Before she'd approached I'd been stretching with the trimmers to reach the top of the bush, exposing the muscles in my bare back and arms. My only response to her overture was a shy smile.

"You run?" she asked.

"Only if I'm being chased," I replied, slightly proud of my witty retort.

"That's too bad," she said as she slightly shook her head.

"Why is that?" I asked as I was becoming more perplexed by the strange conversation.

"Well, because," she fixed me with an intent look and a sly smile. "If you can catch me, you can have me."

And with that she was off, long, well-practiced steps propelling her further away from me by the second. Without giving it a second thought, I threw down the trimmers and tore after her. In my younger days I'd been quite fast and fortunately for me, not all of my youthful exhuberance had been driven off by age. My longer strides closed the gap between us, and I caught her after running about two blocks.

She smiled as I strode alongside her. "My house is two blocks from here." She threw a quick glance my way. She didn't seem the least bit out of breath or weary as she ran. "Try and keep up."

It was the longest two blocks I've ever had to run. Not only because I wanted her so bad, but also because my lungs were rebelling against me. By the time I stumbled into her front lawn and followed her onto her porch I was gasping for air.

"Come in and catch your breath," she said as she opened the door and went inside. As I followed her in I watched her remove her sports bra and shorts and throw theme to the floor. Naked, she was even hotter than I could've imagined. Her perfectly curved and tightly toned ass barely jiggled as she sauntered away from me. With a mischievous look over her shoulder she asked, "You coming?"

There was no catching my breath as I followed her into her bedroom. She stopped at the foot of her bed and turned around to face me. In two strides I had her in my arms and was kissing her fiercely. It was as if being out in the warm sun had driven us both mad with desire. As our tongues battled with each other, she undid my belt and slid my shorts to the floor. Her hand found my already throbbing cock and began stroking it. My own hands roamed over her slick skin. I squeezed her ample breasts and lightly pinched her nipples before sliding my hands over her hips to cup her athletic cheeks. As my hands squeezed her cheeks my mouth trailed kisses down her neck to her breasts. While I kissed and licked her nipples she continued stroking my cock. Her soft hands on my hard rod were driving me crazy. Past the point of control, I had to taste her.

Gently, I pushed her down onto the bed eyeing her clean-shaven pussy. Obviously, she had not let her own bush grow out of control. Before I could kneel down and dine, however, she turned around on the bed to where her neck rested on the edge and her head fell slightly off the bed towards the floor. She pulled my cock to her and I bent over her as I got the hint. Her lips enveloped my swollen member as I dove with reckless abandon toward her pussy. Our bodies slid against each other as it seemed we were competing to see who could make who cum first. She swallowed every inch of my cock into her throat and hummed a tune, vibrating every inch of my manhood. It was nearly more than I could take. For my part, I kissed and licked her clit while I fucked her pussy with two fingers. As she moaned on my cock I did the same against her pussy.

After a while, she took my cock out of her mouth and turned around on the bed. Sitting on the edge of the bed, she leaned back and spread her legs before me. Rubbing her own clit with her fingers, "Fuck me," was all she said. I wasted no time obiging her. I slid my stiff cock into her an inch at a time. Her soaking wet pussy was soft and tight at the same time, the best I'd ever felt. While she fingered her own clit I fucked her hard and fast, a rythmic pounding that in no time brought us both to the brink. She came first and I bit my lip with the effort of trying to hold out and ride through wave after wave of plesure. When I could hold it not more, I pulled out and aimed toward her belly. Her hand, which had previously been occupied with her clit, grabbed onto my tool as it began to convulse and spurt. She ejaculated a massive load onto her belly, and when it was over, I lay down next to her on the bed, finally able to at least attempt to catch my breath . . . .
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Tongue in Cheek View of Horny.net
Posted:Jun 25, 2007 6:40 am
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2013 7:19 pm
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I've been in writing mode lately, so here's another song about a certain type of male ego.

Magic Man

Hi, you don't know me,
But I like what you said.
I saw your profile picture,
And you look real good in red.
I see you want lovin'
With no strings attached.
Come over here and find some.
I'm waitin' to be snatched.

Yeah, I'm the man with no face,
But I swear that I'm real.
I'll take you to that place
Where you know you can feel
Like a princess, a hot nurse, whoever you are
I'll make you cream six times like a porno star.

'Cause I'm your Magic Man
And I'm like no one else.
I'll make you cream harder
Than you can yourself.
After just one night
You'll be my biggest fan.
Won't want to live without me
I'm your Magic Man.

I see you're just lookin'
For another girl.
Babe, why should you settle
When I can give you the world.
I read "No Guys Allowed"
But I know that can't mean me.
'Cause everybody wants me
It's so obvious to see.

Yeah, I'm the man with rare gifts.
I'll make your dreams come true.
Any situation
And I'll know just what to do.
I'll play through all of your holes
And finish way over par
I'll make you multi-orgasmic
Like a porno star.

'Cause I'm your Magic Man
And I'm like no one else.
I'll make you cream harder
Than you can yourself.
After just one night
You'll be my biggest fan.
Won't want to live without me
I'm your Magic Man.

I saw this red-hot mama
Wants someone discreet,
Big and hard-muscled,
Drug and disease free.
Massive oral fetish
And likes it in the rear.
Baby, look no further
'Cause your Magic Man is here!

Yeah, I'm your Magic Man
And I'm like no one else.
I'll make you cream harder
Than you can yourself.
After just one night
You'll be my biggest fan.
Won't want to live without me
I'm your Magic Man.
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Cock Pictures (Duke)
Posted:Jun 21, 2007 8:34 am
Last Updated:Aug 20, 2013 5:44 pm
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I'm wondering about all the cock pictures I see on here. I don't get it.

Don't get me wrong. I personally love my own cock. It's been a good friend to me for years, and our man to hand relationship is still going strong if you know what I mean. But I've never really thought of Duke (it wasn't my idea, my cock insisted I call him this) as anything other than a useful tool. Sure, to me, Duke is a lovely looking piece of equipment, but I'm not so egotistical to think that anyone else actually wants to see him. Even the ladies who've gotten to know Duke intimately surely wouldn't be at all excited to look at pictures of him. It would seem his usefulness to the female gender is only realized in intimate 1 0n 1 encounters.

But maybe I'm wrong. Perhaps there are ladies out there who would love to get a glimpse of Duke from afar. Maybe seeing aids in visualizing Duke in fantasy form (OK Perhaps I'm taking liberties in assuming there are ladies out there fantasizing about my cock. A guy can dream can't he). Maybe seeing is believing. All I know is this, you'll never truly know how wonderful Duke can be until you know him like I do, up close and personal.

So I'll conclude by saying, you won't be seeing any cock pics of Duke on here anytime soon, unless perhaps I'm lucky enough to get a shot of him in action (he truly is a great performer).

All right, all right, Duke, I'm coming. I said I'd shave your balls and I will. For God's sake, quit nagging me . . . .
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Rock Anthem
Posted:Jun 19, 2007 12:05 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2012 7:28 am
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If Horny.net had a rock anthem this is my idea of what it would be (from a guy's point of view, of course. Sorry ladies)

Strange on the Sly

It's easy to get bored
From livin' day to day.
Everything's routine
In my work and play.
Just need a little something
To liven up my life.
Not only eat my cake
But also lick the knife.

I want her
Blonde haired, blue eyed, athletic tanned.
A fun, adventurous woman,
That's what I demand.
A little bit shy with just enough kink
To look me in the eye while I'm tonguein' her pink.

It's just a little
Strange on the Sly
Strange on the Sly
Just a little sip
For when I'm runnin' dry
Just need a little
Strange on the Sly

Fire up my computer
Jab a couple keys
Chat up a couple ladies
Man, they like to tease.
Sort through all the fakers
Find somebody real.
The thrill of the unknown
Gotta know how it feels.

I want a brunette, green eyes, curvy and toned.
Feelin' unwanted & needin' to get boned.
A little bit frisky with just enough kink
To look me in the eye and take one in the stink.

It's just a little
Strange on the Sly
Strange on the Sly
Just someone wild and willing
Who doesn't question why
Got no inhibitions
Nothin' we won't try
Just gettin'
Strange on the Sly
Strange on the Sly
So I won't have to lie
For creamin' on her thigh.
Just have me some
Strange on the Sly.

Maybe an Asian, straight hair, soft and petite.
Small enough to carry and sweet enough to eat.
With a sexy friend and just enough kink
For tonguein' her friend while I'm bangin' her pink.

Just gettin' some
Strange on the Sly
Strange on the Sly
Just someone wild and willing
Who doesn't question why
Got no inhibitions
Nothin' we won't try
Just gettin'
Strange on the Sly
Strange on the Sly
So I won't have to lie
For creamin' on her thigh.
Just have me some
Strange on the Sly
Strange on the Sly
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