Fakers and Assholes Be Warned
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Posted:Jan 13, 2011 1:44 pm
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2014 8:53 am
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So this is the part of my blog where I call out all of those people posing as something they're not. For example, I'll have some correspondence from a female or a couples profile. We exchange nice notes and agree to chat. One way or another, I discover that it's really a man posing as a woman.
So this is where I post your screen name so that others know. If you're especially devious, I will add it to my profile so that as people hover over my picture, your farce is announced.
I'm honest and open, and will not tolerate predators. So here's the list:
pupredkit - bye bye asshole
illcurius2 - asshole
GailP1000 - asshole
If anyone wants to call them out, add their name here.
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The point that most men here miss...
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Posted:Jan 10, 2015 8:14 am
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2017 4:18 pm
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The number of emails and comments in chat rooms that I've read over the past few years reminds me of a joke. I think most men here miss the point of what this joke demonstrates. If they heeded this point, and changed their approach I think there would be far fewer frustrated men here.
Two , a boy and a girl were neighbors. One day they were playing out side and the boy started bragging to the girl.
He holds out a handful of marbles and says: Look at these marbles, aren't they cool?
The little girl says: Well, my mommy just bought me a full bag of marbles and I have twice as many as that, and some of them are prettier than yours.
The little boy starts getting frustrated and says: Yeah, well, I have a wagon!
The little girl says: Well, my mommy just bought me a new wagon, and it has railings on it.
The little boy starts to get angry and says: Well I have a tricycle!
The little girl says: My mommy just bought me a new two wheeler with training wheels and it has a basket and a bell.
The little boy is frustrated and angry, and hates being shown up by a girl, so he pulls down his pants exposing his penis and says: Yeah? Well I have one of these! And your mommy can't get you one of these!
The little girl lifts up her skirt and points to her vagina and says: Well, that's true, but I have one of these! And my mommy said that with one of these I can get all of those I want!
And so it goes...
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My “To Sydney University” Rant
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Posted:Apr 29, 2011 10:25 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2016 10:52 pm
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It is amazing to me the number of people who waste their virtual breath on posting their perception of a warning in their profiles - simply amazing.
Apparently, at some point in the past, our community was informed that some of the information from this site was being used in a study, again apparently by Sydney University. It was also apparent that other sites, such as Passion.com were using information from our community. The less well informed became enraged and made a public outcry by putting a notice in their profile similar to the one below.
“Sydney University and all other institutions using this or any Passion.com site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action.”
That ought to fix ‘em. Now they’ve been warned that you, the individual community member does not give permission to use your pictures or you’ll sick your lawyer on them.
There are also many profiles that add “Everyone, put this in your profile” – right.
This is so silly. And the number of people who claim to be educated and professional in the very same profile that they post this nonsense in is staggering. In the year and a half I’ve been on this site, I’ve ignored these stupid “no trespassing” signs, yet, in profile after profile, I see them. When I hover over a picture and the little summary comes up, I am forced to read this instead of what the profile is really about, requiring me to actually click on a profile to see what they’re about.
This action leads to many unwanted solicitations. I have been repeatedly contacted after clicking a profile so that I could actually read it instead of skipping over it, and, after a couple of e-mail exchanges, they say something like “well why did you look at our profile if you weren’t interested?” Uhm, maybe because who you are and what you’re looking for is obscured by this stupid warning to Sydney University.
So therein lies the basis for my rant. Whether you agree or not is of little consequence to me. Facts are facts and for the unenlightened, you might do well to consider the following…
1. It is not illegal for anyone to use any of the photos posted on this site for any purpose. Period. You have posted your picture in public. It is analogous to you being in the background of a news story on television. They don’t need your permission to run the story. And so it goes with posting your picture on the internet, here or anywhere else.
2. You agreed, when you accepted the Terms of Use Agreement that Passion.com and any other affiliated Friends Network sites could use your picture, profile, or any other information you posted in using the site.
3. Let’s pretend, for the sake of argument, that Sydney University violated some law by using your profile or picture. They do not claim it is their art, and are not selling it for a profit thus, there is no copyright infringement. Further, since they are not using your likeness to turn a profit, there are no damages that can be awarded. The absolute WORST thing that could happen to them is to receive a “cease and desist” letter from an attorney – any attempt at recovering damages would be futile, and thus, no attorney would sue them.
4. Let’s further pretend, that you object to your photos being used by other sites, and you have been told that this is a serious legal violation (it isn’t, but go with me here). So what you would have to do, with a corporate entity, is identify yourself, and ultimately, identify yourself to the courts, which would make it a public record, thereby obviating any anonymity claims. If it wasn’t a face photo, you would have to prove that it was your picture that they were using. Now exactly how are you going to do that?
5. You agreed in the terms of use that "Your profile (and the contents thereof) may be searchable by third-party publicly available search engines."
It just seems like a silly waste of space, and frankly, is non sequitur.
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I Can't Effin Believe It
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Posted:Sep 16, 2010 4:57 pm
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2016 10:58 pm
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A Gold Member writes to me. Now I know he can read profiles because he's a Gold Member, but I'm not sure he can read at all. I clearly state that I'm turned off by bad spelling and not being able to string a sentence together. That, in my opinion is a gift, because I've given one a clue as to what NOT to do.
While I notice improper use of words, and spelling errors like "then and than" or "they're and their", I am pretty forgiving. But I know that a man has to seduce my mind before I seduce his body, and if he's just a hard dick, well, get in line. I'm always willing to forgive a little bit on grammar issues, recognizing that I'm particular and not everyone is.
Now I get a lot of e-mail here and most of it is normal bs. But this one I had to post. Folks, America is in trouble...
His message reads:
Yes you are a cleaver woman.
I would like to find out if you taste as good as you look.
Lets cum together.
Like June Cleaver? Or a butchers wife? WTF?
Then he attached his profile, in all caps which reads:
LOOKING FOR FRIENDS AND FRIENDS WITH BENAFIT`S.
I PLAY IN DOORS,OUTDOORS.
I LOVE GIVING ORAL TO WOMEN ALSO HUGGING,KISSING,
MUTUAL MASTERBATION,IF YOUR INTO LIGHT BONDAGE OR ANAL,ROLL PLAY,OK IF IT PLEASES YOU.MASSAGES!
Lets play!
Normally I let this kind of shit go, but this one I just have to rant about.
First, "benAfit's"???? I'll forgive the punctuation mistake of using an apostrophe although it's abhorrent in the first place, but "benAfit"????
Then he says that he likes to play "In Doors". Seems to me that he's been hiding behind the closet door when they were teaching fucking grammar!
ROLL PLAY??? Are you fucking serious? I stopped that when I was six in the front yard doing summersalts. (Now I at least googled summer salts to find out how it was spelled and if it was one word or two - inconclusive, so my error, if any, should be forgivable).
Finally, let me get this right - you omit the apostrophe for "Lets Play", and put one in for "BenAfits"???
So I'm going to look at your balding picture and think "Ya, this is the man for me - let's cum together, because it's SO hard to find a guy here". Fucking idiot.
Folks, this is why cousins should not marry.
You may now go back to your regularly scheduled program...
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My Profile
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Posted:May 20, 2010 9:39 am
Last Updated:May 1, 2016 7:24 pm
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Introduction
I'm interested in finding friends to have fun with. I am funny and friendly, but I desire more than I have been getting and want to explore more of my fantasies. I don't care for butch girls, and I DO NOT like women who do not like men, or who simply "tolerate" men. I'm not "bi-curious", I'm "bi-comfortable".
UPDATE: I occasionally squirt. If that is a turn off to you, please move along.
The 7 WONDERS of the world
1. wonder if he looks like he sounds
2. wonder if he likes blindfolds
3. wonder if he will fuck me in the ass
4. wonder if he will cum on my tits
5. wonder if his cock is gonna stay hard
6. wonder if he will kiss me after I eat his cum
7. wonder if that dildo will fit in my ass
Another UPDATE: If you cannot string a sentence together, cannot spell or do not proofread your e-mail, you're an idiot and I guarantee we won't have anything to talk about. Read: deleted e-mail.
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I kiss him. I taste her on his mouth. I go down on him. I taste
her there too. She puts her hands between my legs while I
kiss him and she feels my arousal. She puts her fingers in
her mouth, and then in mine. Then he puts his fingers in her,
then in my mouth. I lie down and she puts her mouth on me. He
penetrates her from behind. I rotate around and slide underneath
her with him still in her. I can taste the heat, and so can
she...
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
No particular place
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds
Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.
Information
42 / female
Sexual Orientation: Bi-curious
Looking For: Women, Couples (man and woman), Groups or Couples (2 women) for 1-on-1 sex, Erotic Chat or Email, Group sex (3 or more!) or Other "Alternative" Activities
Birthdate: October 10, 1967
(42 years old)
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 7 in / 170-172 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: Master's Degree
Race: Caucasian
Bra Size: 38 / 85 C
Speaks: English
Sexual Activities
Have you ever had cybersex?
No way. I only want skin on skin.
What kind of night life do you enjoy?
Regular Bars
How big of a role does sex play in your life?
It's all I think about
What types of sex activities do you regularly enjoy?
Oral, anal, the Wedge!
How much enjoyment do you get from receiving oral sex?
There is nothing better than oral
What are your thoughts on anal sex?
Anal play heightens my orgasms
What's the largest number of people you've shared a sexual encounter with in one session?
I'm not telling
Sexual Interests
What types of sexual activities turn you on?
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds
What types of new sexual experiences would you like to explore?
I would like to make a porno movie - without the camera. I so very much want to pleasure and be pleasured in a FMF threesome.
Have you ever had erotic pictures or video taken of you?
I've taken and been in a few naughty pictures.
Do you enjoy talking dirty during sex?
Yes! It's an essential element.
Does size really matter to you?
It doesn't matter. As long as it works, I'm happy.
Fantasies
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!
I kiss him. I taste her on his mouth. I go down on him. I taste her there too. She puts her hands between my legs while I kiss him and she feels my arousal. She puts her fingers in her mouth, and then in mine. Then he puts his fingers in her, then in my mouth. I lie down and she puts her mouth on me. He penetrates her from behind. I rotate around and slide underneath her with him still in her. I can taste the heat, and so can she...
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?
No particular place
Tell us about your favorite sexual encounter.
We met. Neither of us thought the other would like the other one, but there was a sexual attraction. We decided to have a drink at his place. I finally had found someone whom I could call an oral master. We had marathon sex for the next two days. Totally uninhibited, totally safe. It left me hornier afterward than I had ever been.
Sexual Accessories
What toys have you used in sex play?
Dildos/Vibrators, Butt plugs/probes, Anal/Climax beads, Cock ring, Clit stimulators (battery operated), Vibrating eggs or bullets, Whatever your partner likes/wants
What sex toys would you like to use and why?
I would like something glass that spirals.
What kind of porn movies do you enjoy the most?
Hard, Anal sex, Group sex, love fmf threesomes
How do you enjoy your porn?
If I don't have a partner, pornos can be good company
Physical Stuff
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What is your favorite clothing style(s) during the day?
Upscale jeans and a pullover or button down
How would you describe your body, style, and appearance?
My body is curvy. My style and appearance might be considered "wholesome".
Describe your most attractive feature.
Well, it used to be my eyes. But he has helped me overcome my self consciousness about my butt, and I now think my butt is attractive - at least to men. I'm waiting on input from girls though.
What body part do you first notice when you meet a person?
Eyes
What do you consider the most attractive feature when looking for a sexual partner?
Legs
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?
Physical attraction, Same/Similar fetishes, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level, Chemistry, Personality, Intelligence
What do you wear for underwear?
Thong
What do you think about tattoos?
A few is attractive but not too many
What do you think about piercings?
I like piercings, just not on me
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Discreet?
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Posted:May 18, 2010 10:49 am
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2014 9:51 am
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I read so many profiles that say "must be discreet" or "looking for discreet people". What the FUCK does that mean?
In general, I take it to mean, "I'm cheating on someone." Otherwise, why put it there? Aren't we all discreet? I mean, except the occasional person who wears a sign on the top of their car that says "I'm going over to fuck Ne14_69wMe".
I don't know. Seems to me to be a wasted bit of space. Why not just say "Don't show up at my house naked"?
Unless I've missed the point somehow; in which case, well, comments are welcome.
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