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Is it cheating?
Posted:Nov 16, 2017 4:29 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2019 12:24 am
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I don't think so but I guess it depends on how you look at things.

I'm someone that looks for loopholes in site features and takes advantage of things I find that benefit me.

I also will exploit a site glitch if it will benefit me.

Would you consider this behavior as cheating?

If you found or was told of a loophole in a site feature or function that you could exploit it for your benefit, would you do so?

14 Comments
Have you checked your bank account lately?
Posted:Nov 3, 2017 2:16 pm
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2017 11:15 pm
6643 Views

My damn bank accounts have been acting weird.

I pay my rent on the first Friday of the month.
Last month I went to the bank and deposited my rent. I forgot to deduct $40 dollars from the amount of my deposit because I was going to use it to buy a prepaid card to purchase my VIP membership.
I stopped at the ATM on the way out to grab the cash. The receipt I got showed my balance as being twice what my deposit was. I went back to the teller and asked her if the amount was right. (fingers crossed) She immediately said no and asked for my account info to look up my balance. She printed it out and gave it to me.
The receipt had my deposit twice but it appeared that she manually deducted one of them and it showed what my correct balance was. I asked the woman three times why it was showing up wrong but she wouldn't answer, she just kept asking if there was anything else she could do for me. I'm thinking to myself, "Yeah Bitch you can answer my damn question!"

I didn't think much more of it and went home. I check my balance again before I paid my rent and it still showed the extra money in there. I paid my rent online and went on about my day thinking all the while that if that extra money is in there tomorrow I'm going fucking shopping. HAHA!! My birthday was in a couple of days too. I was gonna live it up. LOL!! Of course the next day when I checked my balance it was correct. DAMN!!! I was genuinely disappointed. I changed banks a week later.

This month I go to the bank and make the deposit a day earlier than usual. I had to go downtown and see a lawyer so I killed two birds with one stone. The lawyer didn't charge me anything so I had a couple hundred extra dollars to spend.

Today I check my balance before I was going to pay my rent and I notice that my balance is short. I check and the deposit I made yesterday was $150 dollars less than what I deposited. I call the bank and they tell me their system is down call back in 30 minutes. I call back an hour later and they tell me they are performing maintenance on their computer system and to call back in 30 minutes. I'm like WTF?

I call back a hour and a half later and finally someone can help me. When I tell the customer service person my issue, she checks my balance and tells me that it is correct and that II deposited $150 dollars less than I actually did. I tell her that I have my reciept from the teller and the receipt from the ATM showing my correct balance. She of course insisted that I was mistaken. WTF?

I call my local branch of this bank and talk to the manager. I opened my account with her. She looks at my account info and sees the deposit but it shows the incorrect amount. I tell her that I have my receipts from the day before. She said if I had receipts that showed that I deposited the amount that I said I did that she would credit my account and buy me lunch. I didn't mention it earlier but that bitch is fine! I want her sexy ass for lunch. LOL!!! I said I'm on my way there since the bank is only ten minutes away. She says that she can't do it today but if I come there on Monday she would straighten everything out and if they were wrong she would still buy me lunch. She also emphasized that she wasn't cheap and I could get whatever I wanted if they were wrong.

HOT DAMN!! I got this one in the bag and getting lunch too! I can taste that crab cake platter now!

So after reading all of that I wanted to ask you if you've had any crazy banking issues lately? If so please share.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programing. bchairm;

GO RAVENS!!!

10 Comments
Early Superbowl Predictions
Posted:Jul 31, 2017 8:17 pm
Last Updated:Sep 23, 2017 4:56 pm
6710 Views

Who do you think will win?

I know it's early but go out on a limb!

Ain't no money to lose here.

If your team isn't listed you can comment with your pick.
I can only list 10 ya know.

I personally think it will be a Giants vs Ravens Superbowl.

If you're reading this you might as well vote.



Bring back Tebow! LOL!!

Patriots
Seahawks
Steelers
Packers
Cowboys
Raiders
Colts
Falcons
Ravens
Giants
5 Comments , 13 votes
Star Trek VS Star Wars
Posted:Jul 19, 2017 2:39 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2019 12:25 am
5553 Views

Which do you like best?

A Star Trek TV show or movie

Star Trek TOS
Star Trek The Next Generation
Star Trek Deep Space Nine
Star Trek Voyager
Star Trek Enterprise

Star Trek The Motion Picture
Star Trek The Wrath of Khan
Star Trek The Voyage Home
Star Trek The Search for Spock
Star Trek The Final Frontier
Star Trek The Undiscovered Country

Star Trek Generations [image]
Star Trek First Contact
Star Trek Insurrection
Star Trek Nemesis

Star Trek 2009
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Beyond

Or A Star Wars Movie

Star Wars A New Hope
Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
Star wars Return Of The Jedi
Star Wars The Phantom Menace [image]
Star Wars Attack of the Clones
Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
Star Wars The Force Awakens
Star Wars The Force Awakens
Star Trek
Star Wars
2 Comments , 12 votes
Fuck Renee the continuation.
Posted:Jun 18, 2017 11:23 am
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2017 12:24 pm
7209 Views

As I'm pulling into my driveway my phone starts ringing. It's Renee. Now I need to put a few things into perspective. We used to go out a lot to the movies and concerts and such. Renee and I were kind of tight but I never hit that. She seemed too close to the family but I damn sure thought about it. Renee was just my type too, 5' 8" about 150 pounds with hips and ass to die for. I mean she had the perfect hour glass figure, full perky C cups and the sexiest chinky eyes like one of her parents were Asian or something. Her pants were always so fucking tight I wondered how the hell she moved around without those things not busting at the seams. One of the things I remembered the most is the way she smelled, delicious. She wore some fruity smelling perfume that would always make my mouth water. We talked on the phone for about two hours catching up and deciding what we would do. It ended up being Mo's (a seafood restaurant) for something to eat and catching a flick at Arundel Mills that Wednesday.

The next day I got a call from Eric bright and early asking me "did you fuck her yet?" I'm like damn man I just talked to her for the first time in years. He replies "SO" she is trying to fuck I talked to her again after you left. I reiterate that I'm not fucking her we're just going to hang out and get reacquainted. He replies the quicker you fuck her the quicker we can start making this money. I'm like whatever man and end the call. I work later in the day he works earlier so I wasn't rested enough to go back and forth with him. Once again I need to put things into perspective. We all worked for a national paid TV provider. My cousin and I were independent contractors, Renee worked for the company. The contractor we worked for recently changed the way we got paid and my pay was taking a big hit. I went from clearing over a grand a week to barely making $300. Eric was more experienced and wasn't taking as big a hit but was complaining way more than I was. His plan was to sell equipment that we collected that was still active by getting Renee to remove it from the company system. We came across a lot of it that we could keep without getting caught and both of us had a stock pile of equipment ready to sell. People would always ask us if we had the "hook up" so getting rid of the stuff would be easy. We just needed the stuff out of the system so the company couldn't turn it off. That's were Renee came in.

Renee and I talked that day and Tuesday so everything was set except she had no idea what our plan was. Wednesday evening comes around and it's time to meet up at Mo's. The one in Glen Burnie was the spot and we decided to meet there and one of us would drive to Arundel Mills. Renee said she drove a gray Accord. I arrived first and waited for her since I lived closer. A gray Accord pulls up and parks. My phone rings and its Renee asking were I am. I get out of my car and walk up to hers. She gets out and in my mind I hear the sound that’s made when the needle scratches a record. Renee's body didn't look anything like it did the last time I saw her. She must have gained about fifty pounds and it all seemed to be in her ass which was massive but still shapely. We go inside and order two jumbo lump crab cake platters and talk about old times. While we are eating I cut to the chase and tell her about our plan and ask her if she would be interested. She tells me that our plan could work but only on a small scale. The company monitors all that type of stuff so anyone doing things on a large scale would get caught. Maybe three or four pieces of equipment a month would be able to get by unnoticed. That shit isn’t gonna work. I know I could sell more than that in a week. During the meal I pick her brain for a way to make shit happen on a larger scale. She tells me the only way to have equipment not get cut off was to have the mac ID erased in the system or modify the equipment so it wouldn't receive commands from the server. The only way the ID would be erased is if the equipment that was turned in wasn't working and had to be refurbished. The serial number and mac ID would be erased before being shipped out to a contractor to be fixed. EUREKA!! I had my way in. I could figure out how to modify the TV equipment but would have to figure out a way to get the mac ID erased for internet equipment. We finished eating then she drove us to the movies and we saw Safe House. After the movie we go to the casino and have a drink before we go back to my car. On the way back she tells me she was Bi {a huge surprise} and that she hadn't had sex with a man in a couple of years. She said that her girlfriend was into threesomes but couldn't find anybody willing to go there with them. Being the quick thinker that I am I tell her that Eric is into that type of shit because his girlfriend was also Bi. He's the type of N I double G A that would be down with that and tell her to holla at him. We get back to my car and she gets out with me so I can get a hug. That massive ass sure felt good as I couldn't resist grabbing it during the hug.

Eventually I figured out how to modify the TV equipment by disabling the command processors and just simply swapped out the internal components with a different piece of equipment I made sure didn't power up. I just swapped out the internet equipment the same way but had to wait for it to be removed from the system before I could get rid of it.

Oh and by the way, Renee got fucked just not by me. Eric said it was good though and told me I was fucking crazy for not hitting that. And to this day I still have a piece of internet equipment that is still active. I'm using it now! HAHAHA!!!! Thanks for reading.
0 Comments
Do you think President Trump will make it the end of his first term?
Posted:Jun 17, 2017 12:50 pm
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2018 6:41 am
7031 Views

Dude is fucking up since day two when he insisted his crowd size and TV audience that watched his inauguration were the largest in history.
Hell NO!!!
Hell YEAH!!!!
Make America Great Again!
Take another extended break and take this lame ass poll with you!
He won't make past the summer.
He won't make it to next year.
He'll make it to the end of his first term but won't be reelected.
He'll make it to the end of his first term and will be reelected.
Who gives a shit. I'm trying to get laid.
He will be impeached or forced to resign before the 2018 elections.
0 Comments , 11 votes
Fuck Renee
Posted:Feb 16, 2012 3:41 pm
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2017 12:24 pm
9498 Views

I was hanging out with my cousin on Superbowl Sunday watching the game and smoking some trees. During the half time show he hatched a money making scheme. It sounded pretty good too but there was one snag. We need someone with access to a certain database that we don't have access to. Of course he had someone in mind, Renee.

Renee is someone we both know, sort of a long time family friend. (Fine ass hell too) According to my cousin she has access to the data base we need and she is single. I'm thinking this might work out pretty good. Renee is down and she could make a few dollars in the process. As we are fine tuning his plan we hit another snag. How much to pay Renee for doing what we need? I suggest one third of the profits. He says that's too much. I suggest twenty percent. He still says that's too much. So I say "she ain't gonna do it for free, how is she supposed to be compensated? My cousin gets this look in his eyes after hitting the blunt and says "just fuck her and she'll do it for free"

Now you have to realize that when it comes to women my cousin thinks they all can be had if sex is involved. He has suggested something similar several times before. I say "okay you fuck her then" He says "no you are better at that type of shit" and proceeds to convince me that I could get her to do it for free. He was very convincing too but he could sell water to a fish swimming in the ocean so I just listened.

The Superbowl comes back on but he doesn't stop talking about Renee. When the game ends I quickly grab my shit and head for the door. As I'm about to pull off he comes out of the house and hands me his phone. I say hello and it's Renee on the other end. I haven't seen or talked to her in a few years but by the end of the brief conversation she suggests that we go out and get caught up. I agree and hand him back his phone. He apparently could hear what she was saying and even suggested where we should go.

I told him that I would go out with her because I haven't seen her in awhile but I wasn't fucking her. He simply says "OKAY" and goes back into the house. I pull off and head for home.

To be continued.....
2 Comments
What should I do?
Posted:Jan 12, 2012 3:51 pm
Last Updated:Jan 18, 2018 8:28 pm
10526 Views

My hair is getting grayer by the day. I wanted to know what women thought about a man that dyes his hair.
Shave it off!
Salt and pepper hair is sexy.
If you dye your hair you are gay!
WTF dye it already!
Delete your profile so the other guys can get some attention.
STFU and upload more pictures.
When are you gonna upload a video of you fucking somebody?
Why is your bling so high you SOB!
Fuck off you ain't the KING!
7 Comments , 29 votes
Dick vs Cock
Posted:Dec 7, 2011 7:39 pm
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2017 1:34 am
9533 Views

Which word do you use?
Dick
Cock
Peter
Schlong
Penis
Third leg
STFU and upload more pictures
When are you gonna upload a video of you fucking somebody?
Fuck off you ain't the KING!
None of the above
1 comment , 50 votes

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