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Elle_Dee
 
Bitches, Rants, & Random Happenings
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If you read 1 blog today Make It This One !!!!!
Posted:Mar 9, 2012 7:18 am
Last Updated:Mar 10, 2012 12:35 pm
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This blog has nothing to do with me or sex or anything on this site. This blog is to inform you of the Most Wanted War Criminal in the World, Joseph Kony. Who is Joseph Kony & what has he done? Joseph Kony is the world’s worst war criminal. In 1987 he took over leadership of an existing rebel group and renamed it the Lord’s Resistance Army (LRA).

The LRA has earned a reputation for its cruel and brutal tactics. When Joseph Kony found himself running out of fighters, he started abducting to be soldiers in his army or “wives” for his officers. The LRA is encouraged to , mutilate, and kill civilians–often with blunt weapons.

The LRA is no longer active in northern Uganda (where it originated) but it continues its campaign of violence in Democratic Republic of Congo, Central African Republic, and South Sudan. In its 26-year history, the LRA has abducted more than 30,000 and displaced at least 2.1 million people.

Invisible has been working for 9 years to end Africa’s longest-running armed conflict. U.S. military advisers are currently deployed in Central Africa on a “time-limited” mission to stop Kony and disarm the LRA. If Kony isn’t captured this year, the window will be gone.

On April 20th we will unite & Tag our communities with stickers & posters to raise awareness. Please go to the website & sign the petition, message influential entertainers & politicians & most importantly join us on April 20th. We can make a difference! the site is kony2012 please watch the video for more info.
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Like are you slow?
Posted:Feb 18, 2012 1:42 pm
Last Updated:Mar 10, 2012 4:09 pm
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People on these sites make me hate my tattoos, as well as members of the opposite sex. They are so dim witted & unoriginal. Making comments about my tattoos is usually the only way they can begin a conversation. This guy is just straight up retarded. Sorry if that offends anyone. Its just a word, get over it). He's also not a . He's a 41 yr old man! Grow the fuck up.

Retard: ......but are those like, ya know, real tattoos or, like, ya know Cracker Jack ones ? =-) Tom

Me: What are you talking about? I don't have any tattoos. You must looking at someone elses profile pics. Sorry.

I love a good mind fuck. He'll be totally confused lol. I'm sure he wont get it & will answer me back, as if what he said didnt make me want to jab an ice pick into his ear drum. To me that message was not funny at all, extremely disrespectful, very condescending. And if anyone knows me they know I dont go for being disrespected in any way shape or form.

I apologize for my unpleasantness as of late, but honestly I miss being in a relationship. I hate this shit!
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The Date.....from Hell
Posted:Feb 1, 2012 5:44 am
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2012 4:11 pm
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So if you've been reading along you know my boyfriend & I recently split up. Ive decided against telling that story out of respect for him because he's a member of the site as well. My first thought when we broke up was extremely childish for a 41yr old woman, I have to fuck someone before he does. My second thought, I really dont want fuck anyone right now. And so it goes. This constant indecision.

In the midst of my daily turmoil Im contacted on a different site by an older, extremely wealthy gentleman that wanted to make an "arrangement" with me. Lets just say I would have been able to quit my job, had I had one lol. He was attractive for a 55 yr old man, we spoke on the phone & he seemed pleasant. He spoke alot about his (who were the same ages of the men I usually dated lol), was very straight up, honest, & to the point so I agreed to lunch.

Right about now youre either saying you go girl, or, what the hell were you thinking! Im opting to going with what the hell was I thinking! I must explain, I am a very punctual person. Even with two in tow I will be where I have to be on time. The meeting time got changed by an hour which was fine, but I still had to wait 20 minutes after I arrived at the restaurant. Normally I wouldnt have waited past 10 minutes, but we're talking about a really cushy situation for me so I waited. Trust me when I say patience is not a virtue in my book.

He arrives with two cell phones in hand, which he checked contantly throughout the lunch. One business, one private. His daughters kept calling him, business people texting him. The eye contact was, well, what eye contact? Looking at the phones, the menu, the ambiance. We ordered, we ate, Id already decided this wasnt going to happen & I just wanted to escape. He would ask me a question & would start complaining about his food as Id start to answer. It was seriously like being in the twilight zone. Then he goes on a 15 minute tirade about chicken wings. How they are supposed to be prepared, how his were sooo greasy, & how he had to "throw them up in order to feel better". What? Really? Did you just say this to me at the dinner table & then excuse yourself to hurl???? Should I wait, should I run what do I do? I just wanted out. He returns from the bathroom with that exhausted look you have after throwing up your guts. The best part, he sits down, wipes his mouth with the napkin & brushes whatever it was on his sweater off with a huge sigh of relief. Then we spend the next 10 minutes discussing his horrible food & how the grease made him vomit.

Thank the gods his called saying she'd lost her phone & needed him to get her a new one. I suggested he leave immediately because a girl cant be without her phone. Out the door, a quick & i mean quick kiss on the cheek & i was speed walking to my car. Holy hell in a hand basket! I dont care how much you have, if you lack manners, personality, & common courtesy I am NOT interested.

So the moral of this story boys & girls, money isnt everything. Though it would have gotten me quite a few pair of Christian Louboutins.
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Seriously? These ice breakers are killin me!
Posted:Jan 30, 2012 4:27 pm
Last Updated:Feb 2, 2012 6:42 am
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So Horny.net has offered all the women on the site a free upgrade to silver if you fill out an "ice breaker". Sure no problem. Take a blurb from my profile, threw it in there & now i have more access to the site, which in all honesty i didnt need, but i cant pass up something thats free lol. Now Im getting emails from guys who think Ive emailed them personally. As some of you know Im writing a book. i think i can write an entire book of messages & responses at this point, especially with this ice breaker business.

Bag of Dicks: There are obviously no white cocks in my pics,don't waste my time since you obviously have racial hang ups


Me: I dont know who you are, how you found my page, or what you think about me. As far as racial hang ups, no I dont have any. I know what & who Im attracted to just as you do & just as everyone on this planet does. In the future you might want to keep your childish, ego driven, ignorant, unprovoked statements to yourself.

Seriously? get over yourself & your self image issues. I never spoke to this person before in my life! This was a completely random cry for attention. Pathetic
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OMG Guy Really???!!!
Posted:Jan 27, 2012 1:48 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2012 4:48 am
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This would be funny if it came from someone who knew me personally. I don't know if I should laugh or be offended I think this guys watched a few too many episodes of Mob Wives lol.

Stranger: Very nice ! You look like the type of woman, sensual and tough, who would enjoy the carnal pleasures with a man one night, then snuffing the life out of his jeaslous wife the next, with equal pleasure ! My kind of woman !

Who says something like that? It is kind of funny because I have a twisted sense of humor, but not from a stranger. There are some strange birds out there folks. Takes all kinds.
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I'm Back & Nothings Changed
Posted:Jan 22, 2012 9:25 am
Last Updated:Jan 25, 2012 1:22 pm
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Hello to all my finds I havent spoken to in a while, hope youre all well. If youre a subscriber to my blog, thanks for your patience. Ive been gone for a while due to being in a committed relationship with a man I met from this site. I honestly thought I was done with all this, but we are no longer together & here I am. Not so much to hook up, (I had 4 invitations last night which I turned down) but to kind of process things. Also to brush up on my writing skills because Im rethinking the whole book idea. I will talk about my relationship, why i left the site, & what transpired in time, but Im not ready to share just yet. I figured Id start off with one of my oldie but goodies, Douche bag Mail!

This gem found me on a different site but he's just as bad as the losers on this one, present company excluded of course. This person contacted me without face pics, only pics of the luxurious things he owned. First Red Flag. I asked for a photo which he did send, but he was not what I'm looking for. If youre not, I will tell you as politely as possible because no one likes rejection thats understood, but some men cant handle it no matter what form it comes in.

Me: Thanks for sending the photos. I just dont know how something like this would work. I'm really interested in meeting someone in NY or even NJ. I think the distance would wind up being an issue for me. You seem like a lovely person & I hope you find exactly what youre looking for.

Him: wow shot down, you dont like my looks just fucking tell me.


Me: A response like that shows someones real character. Thank you for proving once again that you can't believe everything you read. Again, good luck to you.


Him: Well then give me an exact reason you do not like or possibilities? I am a BILLIONAIRE. 389 on Forbes top 500. I am not a pretty boy, I am NOT OBESE, 17% body fat solid as a rock. I am a great guy. but I get this response allot. FACIAL HAIR, it can be removed. so ok. WHAT IS IT?


Me: I'm sorry to be so blunt but if you have an MBA in psychology you dont need to ask me what the problem is. What youve said in your profile completely contradicts what Ive read in your emails. I'm very happy for you that you have success, that youre a billionaire, & that youve made the Forbes list. All accomplishments to be proud of, not to throw in a womans face when she declines your offer.

Him: No the contradiction comes in how you decline the offer. Like a cold fridged BITCH. You could explain. And that profile is me. and to correct you, I have two Ph.D's and I am a M.D. ok? So get it straight.

Me: I'll tell you why you have a billion dollars & cant find a woman. You have a terrible attitude, a foul mouth, & no respect. And for the record re read how I declined your offer dear. No contradictions there. You presented yourself as something you most definitely are not. A gentleman. Please refrain from contacting me further becuase the next email will be considered harassment.

So thats it folks. Back in the game, reluctantly so, for 4 days & this is only a taste of what Ive received. I was also called a rude cunt after another person was infuriated that Im the only person who ever turned him down on the site (doubtfully). He also had to include the size of his penis like Id say damn I blew it! Ive had plenty of big cocks darlin. Not that impressive & oh so desperate.

It sure is great to be single again.
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"Are You Trying To Fuck?"
Posted:Aug 25, 2011 7:31 pm
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2012 12:49 pm
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Good evening all! This is an email I just received from a complete stranger out of the blue. Never exchanged emails, winks, flirts, absolutely no prior contact. Gentlemen study this exchange as a guide to what not to do when trying to get laid on Horny.net.

Him:fuck you women with your stupid set of rules and shit for how to approach you on this site....most women aren't even paying members....us guys are paying for this shit so we can cut the bullshit and find a sex partner...why would you expect a guy to want anything other than that on a PAID ADULT dating site....save that shit for okcupid or one of those site...if you don't like get the fuck off the site...


Me:To answer your question "are you trying to fuck?" No I'm not trying. Unlike you I'm actually doing it. I get more email in a day as a free member than you get all year as a paid member so I need a way to weed out the undesirables, like you. If you dont like my personal page & my personal rules, then YOU get the fuck of the site. Have a pleasant evening & good luck with your search. >

Him:That shit didn't hurt my feelings....your not even on here to fuck anyone...your a contracted model for this site...unfortunately i fell for this bullshit...but i'm going to try to get my money back.

So this guy, actually believed the schtick about getting laid in 30 days or your money back. What a dumbass !!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
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I like to Laugh in the Mornin
Posted:Aug 15, 2011 7:08 am
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2011 10:14 am
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So I finally got one of those emails from Africa from a woman who is very god fearing. Her husband is dead & she is dying & needs someone to take her 5 million to open churches, spread the word of god, open orphanages etc. This was my response:

Oh my goodness how horrible. Yes of course i will help you. Though I do have a few changes to make. I am not a Christian & there is no god. Youd know that since your husband is dead & youre about to kick it yourself. I think I'll use that money to help legalize drugs & where I live. Then I can make even more money with the original money! I can then open crack & houses around the country, maybe the world. Maybe eventually in the ivory Coast & I will name it after you because you were my generous benefactor. I may even start my own religion where people will think I am their god because I'll keep them hopped up on meth. This is wonderful. The best day of my life! Thank you so much for giving me this opportunity to spread evil across the globe!

Charlien Manson



I love fucking with people in the morning hehehe
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I may be getting a Puppy!!!!!
Posted:Aug 4, 2011 6:43 pm
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2011 7:43 pm
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Well this week I had to euthanize another one of my cats. She had cancer, an oral tumor that was inoperable. She had gotten so thin & could barely get food or water into her system so it was time.

In the meantime my neighbor is watching 4 puppies for a friend. They are all absolutely adorable! Theyre toy chihuahua/pomeranian. I wanted a teacup long hair chihuahua & these are very similar but all of them have the sweetest temperments. One of them became available tonight so im seriously contemplating getting him. The only thing stopping me is finding out how much the guy wants for him. Im usually totally against buying animals, but Ive rescued 7 in my life so I dont feel very guilty. I hope I can afford him because then I carry him everywhere in my bag lol.
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So Remember the Time.....
Posted:Jul 20, 2011 7:25 pm
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2012 10:14 am
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So remember the time I told you how I had thought the internet, Horny.net to be specific, made me lose my game. A quick recap, I had talked to a hot guy at work but couldnt make the move. Well today another hot guy came in. He was really funny & had everyone in the shop laughing. I love a man with a good sense of humor. They were calling him joey bag of donuts because he had a very heavy bronx accent which is where I am from. (In case youre wondering, no, I dont have a Bronx accent lol. I studied language & accents when I was an actor so Ive been able to rid myself of it unless Im extremely angry.)As Im giving him tattoo aftercare he was asking if he could shower I said yes. He asked if I could shower with him & everyone burst out laughing because they know me so well lol. I said sure. A little more flirting & he left but I had a feeling he'd be back. About an hour later he called to say how much he loved the tattoo.
Me: did you wash it yet?
He: I just showered.
Me: without me?
He: I waited for you for an hour.
Me: you never gave me the address.
He: you have my address on my release form
Me: and your number
He: good
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To the Person that Sent Me This Message
Posted:Jul 14, 2011 7:11 pm
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2011 7:27 pm
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To the person who sent me this message & then turned off their option to receive messages,

"Like you prefer ongoing to one night stands.
Photos ? Will be sent after an intial phone conversation. For purely professional reasons,I limit the number of photos I send over the internet. You seem bright so, I'm confident you understand..
I agree, we should get to know eachother a bit prior to meeting eachother face to face, if that's what we both ultimately desire to do."


My response, had I been able to make one, would have went a little something like this,

"Yes, you assumed correctly, I am bright. Bright enough not to send a complete faceless stranger my phone number. As for "agreeing" that we should get to know each other, wouldnt two people have to have a conversation about this prior to agreeing on it? Thanks, but no thanks."


OMG people on here are crazy!!!!!! lmao
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What Do You Want from Me?
Posted:Jul 1, 2011 6:09 pm
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2012 4:13 pm
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Seriously. What do you men want from me? You say one thing & really mean something completely different. Just for shits & giggles how bout my very first poll. Answer honestly or as honestly as you can. You obviously dont know me, by from what you do know of me how would you answer the question:

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?????
A one night stand
Friend with Benefits
Date me regularly with the option of taking it further
Worship the ground I walk on
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Birthday Time!
Posted:Jun 28, 2011 3:01 pm
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2011 1:42 pm
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Lets see who can fuck up my birthday this year. Last year my date brought me nothing, met me at the hotel so of course we had sex before dinner, then realizes he doesnt have his heart meds & has to go home....at 8:30pm. So for a quick recap on my Big 40 I received nothing, had a quickie, almost gave someone a heart attack, & was ready to head home on an empty stomach by 9pm.

I havent killed anyone with my vagina yet, so maybe that'll be the goal for this year. Last year I was so darn close!

Fuck my life
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