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My 1st......
Posted:Mar 29, 2019 10:55 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2020 4:08 pm
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Virtual flight in the wind tunnel.

Those that have been reading my blogs for a while know of my love of indoor skydiving.

There's no way I would jump of a plane, so the tunnel is the next best thing.

Today I did a base jump in a wingsuit, did a skydive in Hawaii and one in the Swiss Alps, as well as two normal fights and taken to the top of the tunnel by the instructor twice.

The tunnel is meters (56ft) and 5 meters ( and a half ft) wide.

Can't wait to do my next one.

The photo I've attached is an old one, but my favourite.






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I've known.....
Posted:Mar 28, 2019 1:25 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2019 9:32 pm
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some dick heads in my life, but the one below has to be number one.









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What tune....
Posted:Mar 22, 2019 3:15 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2019 12:23 am
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Would you like played?









2nd time I've posted this. Wonder if they will leave it alone this time?



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Dentures
Posted:Feb 11, 2019 2:05 pm
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2019 9:06 pm
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I'm lucky to have almost a full head of my own teeth, so this is for those that wear dentures.

When giving oral, do you leave your denture in or take them out?

Would it be a big turn off to see a set of teeth in a glass next to the bed while receiving oral? I know it would be for me.










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Is Anal sex dangerous?
Posted:Jan 31, 2019 2:42 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2020 9:06 pm
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Not what you were expecting, but too funny not to share.









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1st one for the year.
Posted:Jan 30, 2019 11:23 pm
Last Updated:Feb 5, 2019 8:19 pm
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Been a while since I've received one of those so obvious scammers emails.

You know.... single no , sick of being alone, will travel for love. Send my email and so on.

Only because it's been a while, I decided not to delete, but couldn't be bothered to string him on.... so sent him....congratulations, you are my 1st scammer for the year.

Guess what? No reply.
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A cock shot..... or is it?
Posted:Jan 17, 2019 7:38 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2019 11:13 am
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Ok, own up......









Did you really see a persons leg and shoe at first glance?




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MIA
Posted:Dec 20, 2018 4:37 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2019 11:15 am
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Where oh where has everyone gone?

Blog brain dead (like me), or just too busy leading up to the silly season?

I miss my sea of yellow.

My Christmas celebrations were held last week due to my and I having to work Christmas Day.

I'm easy to buy for for Christmas and birthday's. his partner and my threw in for me to do indoor skydiving again. Almost in double figures, not saying there's much improvement, I just go in the tunnel and have a ball.

They've now got a virtual reality head piece, which I can't wait to try out.

I hope you all have a wonderful and safe Christmas.

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How lucky.....
Posted:Nov 8, 2018 1:52 pm
Last Updated:Jan 10, 2019 9:05 pm
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have you been meeting someone on this or another site?

Some people are not very photogenic, so are worth meeting up with. So far, the ones I've met look exactly if not better than their profile photo, and I'm not talking about their dick profile pic.










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Nuts for brains.
Posted:Nov 3, 2018 4:44 pm
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2019 8:09 pm
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I'll never think of peanut butter the same way.

Read in today's paper about a total idiot that covered his bollocks in peanut butter and his bit them off.
The bollocks wren't able to be re attached.

The poor was put down. I think the owner should have been put down instead.


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What was.......
Posted:Oct 24, 2018 1:05 pm
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2018 7:37 pm
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your treat growing up?


There are three of us. Dad worked hard Mum stayed home to look after us, so there wasn't much money to spend on treats.

We all looked forward to Friday nights for two reasons.... no school in the morning and Friday night was treat night.

What was our treat? A Kit Kat and a big glass of milk. Doesn't sound much, but to us it something to look forward to.

So many are so spoilt these days it makes you wonder if they appreciate or just expect to get things. Things that cost a lot more than a Kit Kat and glass of milk, but to the three of us, it was something special.



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A difference....
Posted:Oct 21, 2018 2:57 pm
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2018 4:53 pm
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a day makes.

When the clock struck midnight here I aged another year, but I'll enjoy being a year younger till the clock strikes midnight where ever Horny.net is based. Not sure how much longer that will be.
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A funny to keep you going....
Posted:Sep 10, 2018 1:27 am
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2018 10:46 pm
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till I can think of something to blog about.










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