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Christmas crackers
Just a few festive funnies to make you smile, laugh or groan.
I love Christmas. At what other time of year can you sit indoors, in front of a dead tree, eating walnuts out of a big sock?
My dad was really tight. One Christmas, he gave me an empty box and said it was an Action Man deserter kit.
"Mommy, mommy, can I have a for Christmas?". "No; you can have turkey like the rest of us".
I got a sweater for Christmas, but really what I wanted was a screamer or a moaner. |
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I needed the laugh, how funny. | ||
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Oops! I had to make a couple of changes. I put dog instead of dad in joke 2. I forgot the T in festive | ||
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This year Santa's giving out iou's, he had to lay off the elves, and Bank of America foreclosed on his workshop! |
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