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Bending over backwards 10/23/2006
It seems my life is full of humorous events, one such that
is kinda funny to hear is my experience with a Judo instructor.
I had just gotten out of a relationship with one of my best
friends, who now is married to my other best friend a little
ackward but to each his or her own I guess. Well here I am single
again for about a year, and my ex-girlfriend hooks me up
with this girl she met at ...
0 Comments, 71 Views,
5 Votes
,3.14 Score
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"First Time Sex" with "First Wife" 10/20/2006
This happened when I was dating my first wife. In Beaumont,
Tx back in the sixties (before and after) people would go
"parking" in the boonies. The boonies were
secluded areas off some of the country roads where oil drilling
had been done and a wellhead was put in place. There were
ideal places to be "alone" because they were
a graveled cul-du-sac so you could turn around and didn't
get ...
1 Comments, 254 Views,
10 Votes
,5.18 Score
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50 THINGS GIRLS WISH GUYS KNEW... 10/18/2006
1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
3. if you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to
dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. there is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. we think about you all the time.
7. this is how we see it . . . Don't ...
4 Comments, 533 Views,
43 Votes
,6.64 Score
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In the rain 10/17/2006
I few years ago I had a girl friend that her favorite place
to have sex was in the rain. She loved the rain. After we were
done she would run around naked in it and get off again. Has
anyone else experienced this?
0 Comments, 68 Views,
2 Votes
,4.50 Score
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women.. 10/13/2006
guys...
hit it..
what level of age of women do you guys love to have sex with?
1 Comments, 96 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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Having to pee really bad during sex 10/11/2006
Don't you just hate it when you could be lying in bed
asleep, or just coming home after a hard day at work, or your
man/woman is just being spontaneous at the time? He/She
decides that they want a sample. Then all of a sudden it hits
you that you haven't been to the bathroom in a few hours
and natures calling, but the sex is so good that you don't
want to stop! Has this ever happened to ...
2 Comments, 199 Views,
12 Votes
,4.57 Score
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Our first date that ended in us getting thrown out of the mall 10/10/2006
A little over a year ago my fiancee and i had our first real
date. At the time i was staying with friends with a
in the house i couldnt take him back there for us to fool around
so we went to the mall parking lot and thought we were secluded
enough that no one would notice us. At the time neither of
us thought of the time either. Right in the middle of me giving
him a bj a mall security ...
0 Comments, 174 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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Accidental Anal! 10/6/2006
Has anyone (women) ever been accidently rammed in the ass
while having fast hot and hard sex?
10 Comments, 566 Views,
20 Votes
,4.66 Score
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Found in the Classified Ads... 10/2/2006
Recently found in the Classified ads:
Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date: Sept 6th, 2006
Asking Price: $10, 000
Comments/Description:
06' Suzuki GSXR 1000 - This bike is perfect! It has 1000
miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive)
It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been
on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. ...
2 Comments, 200 Views,
10 Votes
,4.58 Score
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The Things That Make Me Feel Good 9/25/2006
1.Falling/Being in love.
2.Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3.A hot shower.
4.No lines at the supermarket.
5.A special glance.
6.Getting mail.
7.Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8.Hearing your favourite song on the radio.
9.Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10.Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11.Chocolate milkshake... (or vanilla... or strawberry!)
12.A bubble ...
1 Comments, 76 Views,
6 Votes
,4.22 Score
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When a girl misses you... 9/25/2006
When you break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
you run into eachother 3 years later
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she ...
0 Comments, 90 Views,
6 Votes
,5.07 Score
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When a guy misses you... 9/25/2006
When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few
minutes,
he means it
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders
if you do?
...
1 Comments, 96 Views,
10 Votes
,3.58 Score
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the in law's thanks 9/18/2006
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's
face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However,
the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable
would have to come from his buttocks. The husband ...
2 Comments, 356 Views,
17 Votes
,5.53 Score
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Ten commandments( of marriage) 9/16/2006
The Ten Commandments of Marriage
Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so is thunder
and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 ...
1 Comments, 251 Views,
13 Votes
,5.16 Score
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the perfect match ? 9/16/2006
A person visited the matchmaker agency SDU for marriage,
and requested "I am looking for a spouse. Please help
me to find a suitable one." The SDU officer said, "Your
requirements, please." "Oh, good looking,
polite, humorous , sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing
and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home
during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. ...
0 Comments, 113 Views,
8 Votes
,2.32 Score
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mis trust 9/16/2006
TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships.
When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship.
Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates
anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.
See the follwing stories to understand more
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A telephone operator told me that one day she received a
phone ...
0 Comments, 60 Views,
5 Votes
,1.51 Score
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Pick-up Lines 9/4/2006
You know those cheesy pick-up lines that have mixed results?
Well, lets share a few of them. Post your lamest/coolest/best
pick-up lines here for all to read. Perhaps you can help
some guy *cough* get a little success 
I would post one, but all I can think of at the moment are the
stereotypical overused ones...
0 Comments, 209 Views,
9 Votes
,1.29 Score
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its great to laugh 9/4/2006
theres nothing like a relation where you can be serious
and have a good sence of humor to it makes things great and
can be very relaxing
0 Comments, 25 Views,
1 Votes
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good or bad 8/29/2006
is it more fun to be good at being bad, as well as being bad
at being good,
0 Comments, 13 Views,
0 Votes
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First date 8/25/2006
How I Entertain a New Date:
I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone
the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her
something she's never had before" for dinner.
After
many minutes of scratching my head over what to make,
I finally settled on something she has DEFINITELY
never eaten. I got out my trusty case of MRE's (Meal,
Ready-to-Eat). Field rations that ...
2 Comments, 131 Views,
12 Votes
,3.15 Score
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When I Close My Eyes.. 8/17/2006
Crimson angles and delicate wings
take me for a ride threw my mystical dreams.
Over the rivers of moonlight gazes,
Dancing fairies covet the fields of angelic daisies.
On top of the mountains with sand of gold.
Raindrops from Jupiter a mirror effect.
Follow the footsteps from the enchanted moon goddess.
Listen to the harps and mellow relaxing wind chimes.
Forever lost in a peace of ...
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0 Votes
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what it do 8/14/2006
hay i can say im a pretty nice girl, i havent meet any for-real
people on here.im just lookin to hook up with a few bad bitchz, an
some big dick men, that know how to put it down on a horny
ass black girl.is that really 2 much 2 ask 4??aint tis what
this place is 4.
1 Comments, 132 Views,
10 Votes
,3.98 Score
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The Closet 8/14/2006
I've put My slave in the closet for the afternoon while
I take My nap. W/we've had O/our dinner and he's
cleaned up.
I had him affix a set of wooden sitting stocks to the wall
of said closet at a height that causes him to have to sit cross-legged
with his arms resting on his elbows to be comfortable. I
covered his head with a full, vinyl, hot horsehead mask
with breathing ...
0 Comments, 55 Views,
0 Votes
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King David the Jolly and Princess Tiffani 8/12/2006
The Zoo.
A King David and Princess Tiffani story,
There exists a myth, a twisted moral tale, all but lost in
the mists of time. A thousand years ago, The moon was waning
as the day began. It was spring. An a warm snap had made its
presence known to all. King David the Jolly decided to take
Princess Tiffani to the zoo. ...
0 Comments, 76 Views,
6 Votes
,1.66 Score
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SuperMan 8/5/2006
women should understand that man need love beside sex....
can't be your Superman who give afuck only
bitches, they come they go....love stays onlyyy
0 Comments, 106 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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Good Bars 8/4/2006
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They
are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice
place.
Then the Scotsman says, 'Aye, this is a nice bar, but
where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better
one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another
drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!'
The others agree that sounds like a good ...
0 Comments, 229 Views,
13 Votes
,5.83 Score
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Relationship Humor 7/26/2006
Relationship humor is important because who
wants somebody who is dull and listless.I might think the
wrong things about that person.So keeping humor in the
relationship
really is the best way to build a lasting
foundation. Plus if you get the opposite sex
to laugh at something you did or said is the
first step any way, in my book.Communication
is the key.
0 Comments, 130 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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It pays to be yourself 7/25/2006
Most women are attracted to men who are not
nice.Know why?Because they are really themselves.Thats
why I took me so long to
get with a woman.I was 16 when I lost mine
but at least I waited.Most of my friends were
fathers at 16.Anyway my point is to be yourself and act a
fool if you have to but dont get arrested.Lets face it women
have a
strong hold even if her well you know what ...
0 Comments, 164 Views,
0 Votes
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masturbation 7/20/2006
is it bad to think a bout other women when having sex
0 Comments, 317 Views,
3 Votes
,1.96 Score
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A joke 7/9/2006
What combination of three two letter words means small?
"Is it in"
0 Comments, 707 Views,
14 Votes
,4.10 Score
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