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Dogs at the Vets   2/11/2018

Two dogs at the vets. 1st dog says to the other dog 'What you here for?' 2nd says 'I keep rubbing myself up my owners leg so he's having my balls cut off'. 'Ooch' says the


0 Comments, 32 Views, 4 Votes ,3.63 Score
BWE55 54 M
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Dogs at the Vets   2/11/2018

Two dogs at the vets. 1st dog says to the other dog 'What you here for?' 2nd says 'I keep rubbing myself up my owners leg so he's having my balls cut off'. 'Ooch' says the


1 Comments, 17 Views, 4 Votes ,4.02 Score
BWE55 54 M
18  Articles‚ Score 0.1
blow job   2/6/2018

Bloke walks into a bar and asks for 39 gin and tonics. The barman asks 'What you celebrating?' Bloke says ' My First Blow Job' 'Congratulations' says the barman 'Have one o


0 Comments, 14 Views, 4 Votes ,2.08 Score
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Three Virginal Daughters   2/5/2018

Woman has 3 virgin daughters which all got married on the same day in a triple wedding. After the wedding receptions the mother asks the girls if they could let her know how they are doing on there ho


0 Comments, 42 Views, 7 Votes ,4.06 Score
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Irish Priest at Confessional   2/2/2018

Father O'Reilly always gave Confession and Father O'Malley would take the service. This went on for years until one Sunday Father O'Reilly fell ill and could not do the normal Sunday Confe


1 Comments, 39 Views, 8 Votes ,4.64 Score
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Red Indian Boy   1/29/2018

morning a little red indian boy asks his dad 'Where Do I get my name from Dad?' His Father replies 'Well son, look at Little River over there. When he was born his father stepped out of hi


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Girlfiends parents   1/29/2018

A young lad sees an ad in the paper for bike. He goes and has a look. Its about 10 old but is in perfect condition. The boy asks the seller how do you keep the crome so clean. The seller says 'Al


1 Comments, 53 Views, 9 Votes ,5.35 Score
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Drunk Oral   1/29/2018

Coming home from the pub drunk a guy fancies giving his wife oral sex before going to sleep, so he slowly and quietly walks in to the bedroom. slips under the duvet from the bottom of the bed and star


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At the Cinema   1/29/2018

I was at the cinema the other night with my girlfriend when she nudged me and said the man next to here was having a wank. I told her to ignore him and watch the film. But she said 'I can't he


0 Comments, 21 Views, 5 Votes ,4.45 Score
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Naughty Girls   1/29/2018

A group of girls were killed in a bus accident and find themselves outside the pearly gates with St Peter. St Peter says 'Lisa do you know what a penis is'? 'Yes' says lisa 'I touc


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Book Im writing, please leave comments on what you think   1/15/2018

Amanda woke with the shrill of the alarm. Her arm reaches out from beneath the bed cover and flops onto the clock to silence the noise. Peace! Laying there awake with just the sound of the birds twitt


3 Comments, 51 Views, 4 Votes ,2.86 Score
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Work course   1/14/2018

Whilst I was away from home on a course for work. I mention to another guy that the female staff on reception were hot and that I would have loved to get to know them better if the chance arose. We wa


5 Comments, 487 Views, 35 Votes ,7.29 Score
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Driving home   1/14/2018

I was driving home from Alton Towers with my girlfriend beside me and her friend in the back seat. It had been a hot day and we were all exhausted. My girlfriend was wearing a blouse which had gradual


4 Comments, 587 Views, 32 Votes ,6.90 Score
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Driving home   1/14/2018

I was driving home from Alton Towers with my girlfriend beside me and her friend in the back seat. It had been a hot day and we were all exhausted. My girlfriend was wearing a blouse which had gradual


1 Comments, 192 Views, 11 Votes ,5.60 Score
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Pleasant Surprise   1/13/2018

This happened about five years ago and still rates as one of my best times. I had been chatting to a woman on a dating site for several months and it got to the point were we had to meet. We had arran


3 Comments, 394 Views, 20 Votes ,5.29 Score
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Jenny from work   1/12/2018

I've been working with a girl 15 years younger than me for over a year now, she's 28. Shes about 5ft 4", slim build, goes by the name of Jenny. She has freckles on her face and shoulder l


1 Comments, 393 Views, 23 Votes ,6.86 Score
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Lightning striking twice   1/11/2018

I told you all the other day about my luck whilst on my postal round. Well yesterday lightning struck again. I was doing my normal thing delivering letters when one of my customers opened the door bef


0 Comments, 352 Views, 19 Votes ,6.68 Score
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Postal Round   1/10/2018

was just finishing my delivery today when I realised I had a parcel from Bramissimo (Ladies underwear) for one of the couples I deliver to. I went back to the address after I had completed my round to


7 Comments, 827 Views, 47 Votes ,8.02 Score