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Articles by MsCarlalee

MsCarlalee 61 T
9  Articles
who can you trust   11/8/2016

Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear!


8 Comments, 276 Views, 0 Votes
MsCarlalee 61 T
9  Articles
A Penis Study   11/8/2016

In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180, 000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the sha


8 Comments, 114 Views, 0 Votes
MsCarlalee 61 T
9  Articles
The Contest   8/10/2016

DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'MateMatch'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have." DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando , Florida if you win. What is


8 Comments, 83 Views, 0 Votes
MsCarlalee 61 T
9  Articles
What are friends for?   8/10/2016

One evening, Mike went over to his friend's house to play cards with Terry and some other friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife Susan.

When Mike dropped a playing card on the fl


8 Comments, 110 Views, 0 Votes
MsCarlalee 61 T
9  Articles
Superman is Horny   8/9/2016

One fine day, Superman went to visit his good friend Wonder Woman.

As he approached her front door, he heard some moaning sounds coming from an open window.

Curious, he went to the w


8 Comments, 65 Views, 0 Votes
MsCarlalee 61 T
9  Articles
Time wasters   9/3/2015

If your just going to waste time sending dozens of messages, begging to meet then disappear when I agree you need to just remove yourself from the site and quit wasting everyone's time


8 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes
MsCarlalee 61 T
9  Articles
The Successful    8/3/2015

Four men went golfing one day. Three of them went to the 1st tee while the other went to to the club house to pay the bill. The three men started bragging on their sons. The first man said "My is a s


8 Comments, 229 Views, 0 Votes
MsCarlalee 61 T
9  Articles
And that's how the fight started   8/3/2015

Earl's wife told him to go get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.

When he came home he handed her a bottle of Diet Pills


8 Comments, 90 Views, 0 Votes
MsCarlalee 61 T
9  Articles
Little Shithead   8/1/2015

SENIORS & COMPUTERS As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. Yesterday, I had a problem, so I calledGeorgie, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission


8 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes
MsCarlalee 61 T
9  Articles
Not Appreciated!   7/14/2015

When a lady is pregnant, All her Friends touch her stomach and say say Congratulations But no one ever goes and touches the Guy's pecker saying "Good Job!"

The moral of this story "Hard work


8 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes
MsCarlalee 61 T
9  Articles
Inlaw's   7/14/2015

I have been engaged for almost a year. And am to get married next month.

My fiancee's mother is not only a Total MILF but she's really great and understanding. She's putting the entire weddin


8 Comments, 158 Views, 0 Votes
MsCarlalee 61 T
9  Articles
Inlaw's   7/14/2015

I have been engaged for almost a year. And am to get married next month.

My fiancee's mother is not only a Total MILF but she's really great and understanding. She's putting the entire weddin


8 Comments, 60 Views, 0 Votes