We have tried this site before and left because of the endless string of phony guys. IF YOU ARE NOT READY TO MEET AND PLAY WITHIN A FEW DAYS OF CONTACTING US PLEASE DON'T BOTHER! Not into endless email tag, and will not send naughty or face pics under any circumstances until we've played a few times. Some of you ignore this and ask within 5 minutes of our first chat. This will get you blocked. Don't ask. Go collect pics elsewhere, done with scammer douchebags on this site. Be real, we are. When emailing us remember... 1- WE STAY STRICTLY WITHIN THE POSTED AGE RANGE! WE DO NOT MAKE EXCEPTIONS! Period. If you are out of our posted age range don't message us with 'I pass for much younger', or 'I'm very mature for my age'. We won't answer. Period. NO exceptions. We're looking for men between the ages of 35-50 ONLY.... 2- Do NOT email and just say hi. Send us a clear face pic and your availability, (days, nights, weekends) and how much notice you'll need for a spontaneous playtime if we click. 3- Have more to say then Hi, Whats up, or shes hot.... 4- NO DICK PICS!!! We aren't sure why we just get them, especially without any words along with them. Be respectful, and talk to Jade like she's a human being, the last 3 guys we spoke to, 2 seconds into the conversation she gets 'im jerking off' Bro, who cares? We don't sext...we're the real deal, you should be as well. ANY AND ALL EMAILS NOT WITHIN THAT GUIDELINE WILL BE DISCARDED WITH NO REPLY!!!!! We are a married couple with a high sex drive with a little extra padding. We are NOT Ken and Barbie! If a few extra pounds isnt your thing, move along. She loves performing for him and he loves watching her. She loves to wear sexy outfits and ALWAYS has stockings on. If you like getting rubbed with stocking covered feet, say so, youll cut the line. :) This is the deal, we chat a bit online, then if she likes you we meet for a drink or some food or whatever, and if theres a spark we like to play right away. We have a 3some, then from time to time you can play with her but everything gets filmed via cellphone. We don't mind if you dont want your face on film but your cock will be. She looooves making him surprise videos and we need someone reliable to be a semi regular play partner for 3 ways and vids with Jade. Rules: No kissing, no anal, no black guys, safe sex is a must, she does'nt like oral done to her and all orgasms go in Jades mouth and on her face. This bears repeating...NO kissing. NO anal. No oral performed on Jade, dont ask, it'll get you blocked. Please be circumsized, as Jade doesnt like uncut cocks. Thanks. If this sounds incredibly direct it is because we wanna play and dont have time to beat around the bush. Please be hard drug and disease free and be local with your own transportation. We are 420 preferred :) Find us We never break the rules, ever..please don't ask. Hit us up on the kicker app we are dougandjade1026 there.

My Ideal Person Someone who isnt phony, we are very discreet and dont give a damn if youre a cheater, you must like her in stockings because they never come off, we prefer you like to get walked on but its not a deal breaker. Someone normal, and fun to be around, no EGOS! At the end of the day Jade belongs to Doug and that wont change. Please be between the ages of 35-50. Again if youre not in the age range we wont reply. Plain and simple.

Feel free to tell us what turns you on, we aim to please.

Please no instant messages on this site, we dont even look at them, send us an email or hit us on the kicker and have something better to say than hi.

We understand if you cant host, but we expect you to cover the hotel room cost because were providing her Only fair.

Please dont message us with just 'hi' or 'shes hot'...tell us what youre looking for, have something cool to say.

Please do not mail us with cock pics or 'my dick is huge, blah blah' not interested in that, Doug is very hung and Jade likes all sizes so please have something better to open with than that.

Also if you are not in our specified age range we will not reply if you mail us so please save yourself the time, we do not make exceptions.

And we have gotten a few nasty emails from people who have issues with our rules, so please, do us both a favor, if you dont want to abide by them just move on, mailing us and acting like a 5 year old idiot only makes us read it and laugh at you, it wont change anything and will only get you blocked, understand that we dont care if you dont like it, were here for what were looking for not what you think this is about...it sucks that wed even need to put this here....

Be cool with being vidoed getting your dick sucked and having sex with jade, youll probably do most of the filming too so...especially if youre alone with her.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Jade wants to give someone road head while she films it for
doug.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A remote wilderness spot, A store dressing room, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Fetishes, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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