Well, I'm in Spokane this week. Living in a hotel downtown, and the nights can get kind of boring. So WTF, lets see where this goes. Okay, so here I am. Never really thought I'd be doing this, but its Summer and I'm single. I'm an adultfriendfinder virgin. Completely new at this, so struggling with how to describe myself. I'm an interesting dichotomy, a liberal redneck. I possess the supreme wit of John Stewart with the build of Jack Black. I'm a philantropist nihilist. If you're going to die, I want you to do it having fun....like skydiving, or chocolate poiing, or orgasming to death. I'll leave it up to you. I was born the of a conservative baptist pastor, so the old-fashioned chivalry is kind of embedded into my being. I'm not one to post a cock-pic, cause frankly, I find it distasteful. Nor am I one to make some vulgar comment on a beautiful profile pic with some warped illusion that my telling you I want you to sit on my face is going to turn you on. I'll tell you how I see it, and would only expect the same in return. Honestly, I don't see myself getting into a long-term relationship with anybody on this site. But at the same time, this is the first Summer I've been single in over 20 years, so I might as well meet some new friends and have fun.