I have been accused many of times of having a mind of my own and acting with reckless abandonment and selfish intent Truth be told the guy upstairs has NO clue about this add and I would like to keep him in the dark for as long as possible Now that thats out of the way let me speak to all you lovely vaginas out there I am a 44 year old penis who is in excellent working condition and who has finally had enough of being under exercised and underappreciatedNow I realize that there are many penises out there begging for your attention and to be completely honest with you I also find us quite repulsive to look at as well I have no idea why we look the way we do nor why our heads miraculously swell like that But I do know that once we grow up into our temporary adult state we seem to be the life of the party and very much appreciated Now this may come as surprise to some of you vaginas out there a potential deal breaker for most but I come with a gentleman attached Yes I knowIm sorry for I cant rid myself of himand trust me my game would be better if he was gone But dont you worry hes quite a nice guyhes 54considered attractive witty and at times can be corny He does however take very good care of me and makes sure that Im routinely rubbed down with lotion when my mysterious inflammation disorder rears its ugly head you gotta love a penis pun Furthermore my two friends below are equally eyecatching as well However between you and me their only flaw is that they are a little on the heavy side dont tell them I said that Now if you are open minded and into the taboo stylings of group sex then I have several other friends that I would love to introduce you to Mr Fingers Tongue and Mouthlet me know if this piques your curiosity and Ill make the proper arrangements to mention them in my email reply

My Ideal Person Now I havent given much thought as to what type of vagina I am looking for It is a known fact that it is a big world out there for a penis to get lost in I mean there are many different varieties and styles to consider so when it comes to selecting a vagina Im not persnickety fancy word for a penis huh Some penises like to stay within their age range while others have a particular hair color or look in mindnot me Personally the only thing that I think I require is that my gentleman and your lady friend upstairs find one another equally attracted to one another and can hold on a descent conversation Of course we need to plan their meet and greet in a way that makes them feel comfortable but Im sure they will have fun talking over coffee or lunch Well I must go now but please dont let a penis down sorry another penis punreply with vigor respond with interest and share with me a little bit about yourself and of course the woman friend that accompanies you Best Regards Peter PS Please dont send vagina glamour shotsyoull only confuse my gentleman upstairs and we dont want to do thatsomehow I get involved when you do Hmmm On second thought any picture will do

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
an orgy

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
jennifer anniston beautifull breasts

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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