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reallyuptonothin 58 / 51 / C
"indulging our curiousity.."
Memphis, Tennessee, United States
 
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reallyuptonothin 58/C
Memphis, Tennessee
new update on 3/25!
Introduction
For everyone 3/25/24 No gay, bi, or bi-curious men! Be prepared to PROVE who you are and that your pics are yours. WAY too many fakes using stolen pics these days. If you can't or won't, don't bother with us... Updates: The wife is ENTERTAINING the idea of a single male with a large cock. Has to be big/thick, willing to be in MFM with me or stag/vixen where I film/lightly participate. Must be WHITE (her pref), clean and classy, NO GAY, BI Or BI-CURIOUS males. You have to be FIT and Attractive and OVER 5-10 in height....no bbc, fat, ugly, smokers, hairy af, or trashy. Tats and beards are OK, but not looking for a woolly mammoth, thug or trashy types. You will HAVE to be screened by me. Send FACE, BODY, DICK SHOTS (yep, ok in this setting) and a brief description of you. Sending "hey babe i match and want to fuck" will be deleted and blocked....use a little energy and thought guys. I'm probably going to regret putting this up, but simply looking for now. This request can come down at any time as she gets frustrated by the dipshits on this site. Messages only, NO IM! Housekeeping: If you reach out to us, tell us what you are looking for and have a pic available. If you can't verbalize and at least entice us with your great looks, well.. we are not going to answer. Don't send dick pics unless we ask...we'd rather see you. Stupid fucking lines like "I'd love to fuck your hot pussy" or "hey" shows zero imagination, no effort, and means you're likely too ignorant for us. NO IM!!! SEND A MESSAGE! We occasionally flirt as a way to "put a pin in it"...easier to track people we have liked. I may be traveling there and I'm simply noting the interest. Dudes must be taller than 5-10.....wife is tall, so she gets to decide. No bi or gay dudes for us. So why are we on here? Well, the first way to coax either one of us out of retirement is by being something extraordinary....a gorgeous unicorn, a VERY hot couple, or a very attractive male that is passing through the area. If we have interacted with you before, you are still in the line but we are not adding new bodies unless its special. Neither of us has the energy or interest to sort through the endless morons who can't read. The second way is strictly travel convenience: I travel for work...like to EVERYWHERE in the US. If you are interested and are truly attractive, reach out as there is a high probability I/we can/will be passing through. Drinks and dinner in a new city is always a welcome diversion for us. I am a well groomed, highly educated, fit, mature male. I've been into bodybuilding and fitness my whole life so I easy pass for 15 years younger. I also dress up very nicely. I am in the medical field so I am intelligent,articulate and DISCREET! I can sit easily at the bar and converse with any female or couple and you'd think I was your lifelong friend. The wife..well she's a smokeshow and gets hit on EVERYWHERE she goes and her pics speak for themselves. Pretty short write up that I'm sure most of you will not read. If you reach out, include WHY you are interested and a pic of yourself....If not, we won't bother with you. If you have questions, simply ask NOTE: No entity may use,publish, reproduce or use any of our data, photos, video clips, history, or preference information without our express written consent.

My Ideal Person just be the top 5%....simple ask right?

Information
  • 58/51 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Memphis, Tennessee, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Bi-curious
Looking For:  Men, Women or Couples (man/woman)
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English
Our Trophy Case:
 
His
Her
Birthdate: August 1, 1965 August 10, 1972
Relocate?: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Height: 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm 5 ft 10 in
Body Type: Athletic Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs I don't use drugs
Education: Master's degree BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: manager manager
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Long/Average N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 36 / 80 D
Hair Color: Brown Blonde
Hair Length: Short Long
Glasses or Contacts: None None